FOX: Fashion retailer Nordstrom is selling a pair of $425 jeans that allegedly show “you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”
The “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans,” which come with a “caked-on muddy coating,” have been roundly mocked on social media, with Mike Rowe remarking that the jeans are intended to make someone appear like they have a dirty job when they do not.
“The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aren’t pants. They’re not even fashion. They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic,” Rowe wrote on Facebook.
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We should sue them for culturally appropriating the style of men that aren’t poseurs
Ah, fools and their money are easily parted.🤣🤙❄️🤡
Isn’t this the same chain that removed Ivanka Trump’s classy, tasteful clothing line? Screw them.
Next up: Barackduda Gay Jeans with mud caked on the butt. $500.
Next up: dirty gloves, as though some of those assholes have ever gotten their hands dirty.
George Carlin:
“You can take and nail two sticks together like they’ve never been nailed together before and some fool will buy it.”
I have a spot of real mud on my jeans and they’re in the laundry to be washed. I never got the tear in jeans fad. I got the wearing the pajamas to the store, those are the ones that are lazy ass EBT card holders. When the evacuation happened here in February at 2:00 pm, the news woman cried “they fled in their pajamas!” We cracked up because that’s what they live in 24/7.
Fox Business did a segment on these this morning. There’s a sucker anywhere.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4444680/Topshop-selling-clear-plastic-jeans.html
People are dumber than anybody.
I got some real mud ones I can let go for about tree fitty.
This reminds me of the suburbanites that put on biker costumes every weekend and ride their “Hogs”.
Idiotic product is idiotic.
Sometimes I roll out condoms and throw them in the back seat of my truck so people will think I got me some 😉
I buy jeans once every 5 years.
That’s how often I come across my size, 33×32.
48×26 & 54×24 seems to be the sweet spot. Knock me off at the knees and gain 200 pounds maybe I can get a pair of muddy jeans.
I wonder if they’ll tweet and FB about the designer/mfg like they did Ivanka when they said her products weren’t selling? I think I’ll give Nordstrom a call and ask.
I buy my work clothes at Goodwill. Sixties and seventies pricing for overalls, jeans and shirts. Great deal.
Fake mud, kinda like fake news. Only fools “buy” into them.
I will custom mud-smear any pair of jeans for jeans’ cost plus $150.
$25 shipping and handling, US orders ($75 international).
Call 1-800-LLL-OSER.
Why didn’t I think of that stupid shit?
See what happens? First they came for the beard…
@Uncle Al
I will rent my dogs to you to ensure that everyone of those jeans gets nice rip holes if you want to add another $100 to that price tag.
How about high priced fashion painter hats and tool belts too.
They need a fake double bladed ax to sell with these jeans. The loggers should sue all the hipsters for cultural appropriations.
And NOW we know why Bill Clinton takes a deduction for his used underwear….
Thirdtwin – and a backside zipper…
Fuck Nordberg. Their POS jeans look like crap and look like they’ve been rolling in shit.
I’ll sell them my real mud, manure, alfalfa and grain horse saliva and booger-stained jeans! 😉
Now who would date that?
The urban, beta males who dress up like lumberjacks will love them. It cracks me up when I see some city sissy playing dress up. I bet none of them have even held a chain saw display model in a store!
@KMM April 26, 2017 at 12:10 pm
“How about high priced fashion painter hats and tool belts too.”
Back when I was painting scenery for a (pretty good) living, one day I was offered $125.00 for my white painter pants, which were splattered with all colors of dye and paint.
I turned down the offer, but sure wish I had kept several pairs of those–I’d make enough $$$ to buy a new computer!
@OldGal46….You speak the truth!
Probably Anonymous owns a couple of pairs, don’cha think?
(Now all the Anonymous posters are wondering if they’re the one that should feel insulted.)
🙂
Oolook _ thinkin’ someone in a vagina costume would…
There is no way in hell I’d pay that much for a pair of pre dirtied blue jeans. Even Carhartt’s bought at the Carhartt store are no where near that expensive and they last a lot longer. Perhaps we should all find a pair or two of our grungiest jeans and see if we can get a fool to buy them for an outrageous price by putting them on Craigslist. I’m sure I’ve got more than a few pair of old grungy jeans hanging around that never got thrown away in a closet or down in the basement somewhere.
I’ve got a pair of jeans with a big stain in the back that I’ll let go for $200…