Just The News: North Dakota GOP Sen. Kevin Cramer said Wednesday that he sustained a serious hand injury that might require amputation.
“While working in the yard over the weekend, I sustained a serious injury to my right hand, which required immediate surgery,” he tweeted. “I continue to remain in North Dakota close to medical care as there is a high risk of infection and the possible need for amputation.”
He also said: “Although I am missing this week of votes and hearings, I am monitoring Senate business closely and in constant contact with my colleagues and staff.”
Now he can only rob us with one hand.
I swear, I read “serious head injury which might require amputation”.
I hope he’s not a RINO. We’ve already got an Eyepatch McCain, we don’t need a Hook McCain.
Now he can clap with one hand.
Apparently, he’s quite conservative:
0.91 Sen. Kevin Cramer [R-ND]
And he possibly needs a finger, or part of one, amputated.
Wonder which finger it is?
It seems, according to CBS, that the injury is limited to his right LITTLE FINGER. I would feel like a slacker calling my boss to say that I’d be absent because I cut my little finger. Pussy.
If your right hand offends thee chop it off.
Geoff,
What does that sound like?
When asked how it happened he replied “it’s got me stumped.”
He obviously hasn’t been in congress very long, or like Nancy Pelosi and others, he would have a whole crew of illegals doing yard work at his mansion.
Gee, that knife was sharp, he said off-handedly.
That’s a hell of a way to avoid a Senate vote on gun control.
“No more Clapper for me”
Tony R
You are terrible but in a good way.
Never reach under the mower deck to see if the lawn tractor is running, happens to people who need a hearing aid. Learn from the dumb mistakes of others.
“He also said: “Although I am missing this week of votes and hearings, I am monitoring Senate business closely and in constant contact with my colleagues and staff.”
Pinky promise?
….on the other hand ..more news at eleven.
In January, they cut my foot open and sawed out the big toe joint and ground off all the bone spurs. They drilled into the foot and toe bone and jabbed a rubber joint in place of the old one. I went to Walmart the next day to shop. This guy needs to get his ass to the floor of the senate to vote.