WaTimes:
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un executed five security officials by anti-aircraft gun recently due to “false statements” which were given to the North’s leader and caused him to be enraged. The event was disclosed by the South Korean spy agency, the National Intelligence Service, and discussed in a private meeting with South Korean lawmakers, reported the Associated Press.
The more likely explanation of the executions is that the North Korean dictator is feeling insecure in his position, hence the shootings and the execution of his half-brother by VX nerve gas in Kuala Lumpur. more
I am awaiting more detail from Middle Finger News Service’s Blaking News Centah before jumping to conclusions on this in the latest of the porsine dictator’s erratic behavior.
Fat Boy feeling a little paranoid.
And with good reason.
Did they catapult the condemned?
“Pur!”
I assume it must’ve been a direct hit. KABLOOIE!
Yet they still are able to run arms.
https://asiancorrespondent.com/2017/02/n-korean-spy-agency-found-running-arms-operation-malaysian-suburb/
“Yet they still are able to run arms”
Lunning, or warking? Could be another Fast & Fulious.
It’s like the North Korean execution squad is run by Month Python, the Ministry of Outlandish Deaths.
‘E turned me into a sausage!
What difference does it make how they were murdered they are still stone cold dead!
Sig94, how do you translate the lethal joke from Monty Python into Korean?
Now, Jon John, surely you appreciate the difference between judicial majesty and plebeian mobbery?
Maybe the AA guns and ammo are really kinda small.
Like him.
where the false statements from the front page of the nyt?
He’s done this before. Can’t he come up with something new?
I bet North Korea’s gonna get a lot of flak about this stunt.
Excuse me, “frack”.
🙂
if that actually happened it is both horrifying and oddly intriguing at the same time.
@Geoff – maybe this will do?
그 날을 소시지로 만든
@Geogg – Korean is hard!
그는 나를 소시지로 바꾸었다
French is easier
Il m’a transformé en saucisse
Geogg – English is hard too
According to my sources in some large companies in S Korea, we hear many, many things that are untrue about N Korea, in our news. I’m unsure these days what I’m willing to believe good or bad, tbh.
Who the heck knows?!?
Hey Kimmy! Pics or it never happened!!
I used to hope he’d graduate to James Bond villainy — laser canons, earthquake machines, maybe a radioactive komodo dragon. I think we’re just going to have settle for Batman (live action television series — of course) super-villainy. But, at least, he can get a better costume and a cooler title.