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Not just the most beautiful FLOTUS evah, she’s also talented!

Thursday, 5 January 2017, 18:00 MJA Uncategorized 110

How about a contest?

What’s the name of the band and what are their hits?

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  20. The Dirty Skids

    They shot all the way to the top with hits like “Brown Highway,” “Stinky Fingers,” “Stop, Drop, and Wipe,” “Shots and Sharts,” and “Moochie Coochie Poo.”

  47. Bob B Soxx and the Inkspot release their classic album “Nuttin’ Honey” in 1978. In addition to the title track other songs included are: “Commando”; “All That (And All That Matters)”; “Big 4 Inch”; “Why, Why, Why Vagina”; “All Night Schlong”; “You’ve Got Male”; “Trans Kept A-Rollin'” and their haunting ballad “Love Backed In”.

  55. The Sissies

    Hits include covers of- “Dude, Looks like a lady”, “I Wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner”, “I love Trash”, and the original “Moochie Coochie”.

  80. Kay-Tell proudly presents The Greatest Hits of ‘Mooch & The Socksuckers’

    Who could ever forget these classics? A great way to relive the wonderful times of these last eight glorious years …. when America was Great Again!

    “The Night I Strapped My Dickie Down”
    Moochie’s interpretation of that ’70’s hit by Vickie Lawrence, showing her continued struggles with gender identification & wardrobe malfunctions

    “My Barry Lies Over the Reggie”
    Moochies moving tribute to her arranged-marriage partner, based on the old classic tune

    “Dancing Queen”
    Inspired by Mooch’s first Inaugural dance with Barry

    “Come On In My Kitchen (& Don’t Touch The Mashed Potatoes”)
    Mooch’s hilarious slant on the Blues classic … but seriously, don’t touch the mashed potatoes

    “Giving The Dog A Bone (If He’s Lucky)”
    Mooch loving tribute to Bo

    “(Take Another)Piece Of My Chicken (& I’ll Stab You, Bitch)”
    Mooch’s homage to the late, great Janis Joplin

    “I Want To Hold Your Chicken Leg”
    The Socksucker’s tribute to the Fab Four

    “Mamma Told Me Not To Come (Until I Took Her With Me)”
    Moochie’s loving tribute to her mom

    “Everybody Wants To Rule The World”
    …. but only Mooch & Barry can actually do it

    “The Watermelon Song”
    Mooch says “Tennessee Ernie Ford got nothing on me when it comes to spittin’ seeds”

    “The Wand Dang Doodle”
    Another song about wardrobe malfunctions

    “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”
    Moochie says, “It isn’t just for breakfast anymore”

    “Back Door Man”
    Mooch reveals to the world how Barry likes it

    “Crawling King Snake”
    Yet another song about wardrobe malfunctions … yes, it’s a problem

    “Walk Like A Man (I Hate These Fucking Heels)”
    A poignant take on the ‘Four Seasons’ classic

    “My Girl”
    Another loving tribute by Mooch to her ‘man’

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  84. Michelle & the White Boys
    or
    White Boys & the Hipster
    or
    Run! DNC
    song list:
    Obey the Beard
    Fat Bottomed Girls
    My Name is Kingof Socks
    Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee
    Tiptoe Through the Two Lips
    Walk on the Tired Side
    Hey Dude
    Sock It 2 Me
    Big Socks

  90. She’ll only come out at night
    The lean and hungry type
    Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
    Watching and waiting
    Ooh, she’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
    So many have paid to see
    What you think you’re getting for free
    The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
    Money’s the matter
    If you’re in it for love
    You ain’t gonna get too far
    (Oh here she comes)
    Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
    (Oh here she comes)
    She’s a manhater
    (Oh here she comes)
    Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
    (Oh here she comes)
    She’s a manhater

    … only had to change one letter … apologies to Hall & Oates

  97. Mooch Knight and the Pips

    “If I Were Your Man”
    “Help Me Make it Through the Chow Line”
    “Midnight Train to the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet”
    “Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me at MacDonalds”

  102. Mooch and the 4 WHITE SKINS

    #1 Baby I want smell you butt plug.
    #2 I just took this country for a ride.
    #3 Statue of liberty can lick my clit.
    #4 My bitch the Media.
    And lastly
    #5 SUCKS TO BE YOU CROSS BRED,BIBLE THUMPING, GUN CLINGING, TRUMP VOTING, MOONSHINE DRINKING, CHURCH GOING, WHITE FOLK

  105. it would be nice if i could think of something funny to say about this bi-otch……i must congratulate all yall – especially molon labe, whose font i can’t replicate – but, really, i can’t think of anything about either one of these people, or their 8-year reign of destruction over my homeland, that makes me laugh……

    not one thing……in eight years……nothing funny at all about them……

  106. it’s not even funny that they are – supposedly – leaving…..

    we’ll be supporting them for the rest of their lives, and their kids’ lives, while they’ll be attacking us every chance they get….

    like i said – nothing funny at all…..

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