Note to 2017 Academy Award Winners – From Middle America: – IOTW Report

Note to 2017 Academy Award Winners – From Middle America:

Diogenes’ Middle Finger: When you give your acceptance speeches Sunday night, thank your publicist, limo driver, manicurist, masseuse, day nanny, night nanny and weekend nanny. Your attorney Marty Singer for killing that salacious National Enquirer story about your industries pedophilia.

Thank your spouse, children, middle school drama teacher. Your astrologist and psychologist. Thank your pool boy and gardener, accountants, assistants, Pilates teacher…

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13 Comments on Note to 2017 Academy Award Winners – From Middle America:

  1. THE Leftard self serving awards? I expect it to
    be a political freak show.
    I think the movie we’ll go to this year is Logan.
    Looks pretty good and the daughter has noticed the wonderful
    violent little girl. 🙂 All the Wolverine movies have been
    over the top great.

  2. I’d call the Academy Awards a left-wing, metaphorical circle-jerk, but I’m not sure metaphorical applies.

    Hollywood’s hatred of me, my politics, my lifestyle, my country, my choice of vehicles, my guns, my religion, my family, my livelihood and very existence, is why I download movies and TV shows from servers in Russia and elsewhere, on those very rare occasions when I care to view their garbage. I’ll call it my “protest” because they “triggered” me.

  3. The degenerates are quite proud of the fact that their self-administered award for outstanding depiction of make believe, deviancy and perversion is a statue of a naked, bald headed weasel looking Shemale(?)

  4. @Oil Field Trash – “…is why I download movies and TV shows from servers in Russia and elsewhere, on those very rare occasions when I care to view their garbage.”
    Most of their crap isn’t even worth stealing. Every film – EVERY film – from children’s stories to the sappiest chick flicks has at least one car crash (flying and/or exploding mandatory) and over the top gun battles. More ammo is expended filming one Hollywood movie than a year’s worth of Chicago gunfire. Amirite?

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