You’d think they could change their flannel panties every now and then.
Recycled old joke:
How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb?
47.
You got a problem with that?
I used to say five:
One to give a speech on how the patriarchy abuses women by keeping them in the dark…
One to write a book on how women are unfairly treated by the power industry…
One to do a study into how being without lights creates a hostile work environment…
One to organize a march to protest the unequal access to public utilities…, and…
One to call the maintenance department to send a *man* up to change the lightbulb.
Maybe light bulbs should be taught to never burn themselves out. Stop blaming the victims.
Good thing it wasn’t phrased “How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb” or this would be a completely different discussion!
@Bo – Your union comment reminded me of this old classic:
Seven.
One to change the lightbulb, three to protest the offense committed by the lightbulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the lightbulb.
When everyone learns that Edison was a patriarchal misogynist whose invention is destroying the world, people will change that light bulb to CFC themselves, and thank a feminist for it.
How many passive-aggressive Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
No need to change the lightbulb. She’ll just sit there … in the dark
They can’t find their own vigina?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2739552/Just-HALF-women-locate-vagina-diagram-female-reproductive-system.html
already in the queue.
You’d think they could change their flannel panties every now and then.
Recycled old joke:
How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb?
47.
You got a problem with that?
I used to say five:
One to give a speech on how the patriarchy abuses women by keeping them in the dark…
One to write a book on how women are unfairly treated by the power industry…
One to do a study into how being without lights creates a hostile work environment…
One to organize a march to protest the unequal access to public utilities…, and…
One to call the maintenance department to send a *man* up to change the lightbulb.
Maybe light bulbs should be taught to never burn themselves out. Stop blaming the victims.
Good thing it wasn’t phrased “How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb” or this would be a completely different discussion!
@Bo – Your union comment reminded me of this old classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0
Seven.
One to change the lightbulb, three to protest the offense committed by the lightbulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the lightbulb.
When everyone learns that Edison was a patriarchal misogynist whose invention is destroying the world, people will change that light bulb to CFC themselves, and thank a feminist for it.
How many passive-aggressive Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
No need to change the lightbulb. She’ll just sit there … in the dark
@ Mac- GREAT one!