‘Now that’s what I call a Corona Christmas’ – IOTW Report

‘Now that’s what I call a Corona Christmas’

The Ulster Fry

27 Comments on ‘Now that’s what I call a Corona Christmas’

  1. Sorry. Wife is crying her way into Christmas this year. Everything she ordered for me, which isn’t much because I don’t ask for much, is unavailable or on back order. I’m not fussed. It doesn’t matter.

    But

    It’s not funny anymore.

    These fucking cocksuckers are getting joy out of fucking up christmas. That’s what brings joy to leftists.

    Don’t make my wife cry you miserable bastards.

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  2. We’ve come a long way from Dr. Demento to Dr. Diablo parody songs. Dr. Demento was funny this shit is scary and not funny at all. What’s next, I’ll be having a Soma Xmas courtesy of the state sponsored drug dealers. Whoopie, we’re all gonna die but not know it. No thanks, I’ll be an outlaw and enjoy the old Christmas music. Leftists are never happy unless they make everyone unhappy and full of sorrow and misery. My God reigns, their gods suck.

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  3. PHenry

    It’s the NWO and Soros plan. Destroy the American civilization. Anything religious, anything sacred. Give her a hug and tell her no big deal. Of course unless it was ammo. That’s a different story. LOL. It’s going to be a tough Christmas on everyone.

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  4. I’ve done all that Brad.

    Government concocted depression is real.

    I even gave her goofy pre Christmas stuff.
    Throw away stuff for a laugh. Singing pigs.

    Sorry. I can let this shit roll off my back. Wife not so much.

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  5. Damn PH,…….maybe go Jewish this year. No ones saying anything about Chanuka yet.

    Plus, it’s like 6 or 9 days of presents.

    Oh…um….act now or everything will be on back order.

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  6. @Phenry – you are correct in what YOU say, in a lamenting way, saying ‘hey what the fuck is going on here’?

    If I may, “My life, and the way it has been going on is going to stop on a DIME?? Because of a VIRUS? My livelihood, my relationships, with family with friends altered because of government say so??”

    BTW It is IMPOSSIBLE to suggest a gift for mrs Phenry so YOU will have to figure THAT one out! We like a nice ride in the countryside to sooth the nerves…and Va is gorgeous.

    @AB- 6 nights 7 days…and Jesus was a Jew! Son of a master carpenter.

    Ghost

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  7. PHenry, Brad, my wife has taken this harder than I have as well. There are good reasons for it, so I I’m being the most understanding guy I can be, but jeez, she’s getting a little pissed off over all this. You would laugh at some of the things she has said.

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  8. Joe6
    Probably shouldn’t let the wives meet until after the holidays. LOL. Mines so pissed about the voter fraud I’m scared to let her around firearms. Might read about it in the news the nest day.

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  9. Do you guy’s hear or read yourselves…..juat turn in the man card now and you have .03 cents overdue since you must have been 13, just because…..PFFFTTTTT….spit….

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  10. @Phenry – get her a FREE gift anon with avatar subscription to IOTWr…a gift that keeps on GIVING and she’ll crack up since she is cracked up already anyways?

    A WIN / WIN / WINNING…situation…

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  11. Ok, you guys are too funny but let’s step back. It all s-cks big time. I’m not a born again or anything like that but I know how important prayers are. The more “real” prayers, the more we will concur the evil of the power that has surrounded us for over 60 years!!!!!! Believe and understand, it is up to us.

    God Bless us all!!!!

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  12. Aw hell Ms Mary, I’z just funnin.

    I’ll tap out. Mostly because I sorta feel guilty that I’m missing out on the nations misery. There’s not many masks out where I live.

    Ain’t seen anyone freak out, our county got the vote right and I’m choppin’ down a Christmas tree in my back yard.

    Soooooo…..not much to complain about.

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  13. A wife here. I sympathize with the other disappointed wives. We cancelled our annual family Xmas get-together. I was still up for it, but four members are still recovering from COVID, and doing well, but we thought maybe not. Still visiting/dining with daughter and family Xmas Eve, though. Our church is not having Midnight Mass, only 4 PM, which you had to make a reservation for due to capacity limits. We didn’t make the cut, so we’ll go Xmas morning. Then I’ll make hubs a prime rib dinner and enjoy the rest of the day. He and I aren’t exchanging gifts as we have everything we want and need. Besides, he’s shopping for a truck in the spring, and looking forward to that like a little kid.

    It may not be the Christmas we’re used to, but Christmas is about Jesus’ birth. Whatever else is, is.

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