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ICE separates families at border while forcing detainees to pick cauliflower.
Fact: we all have an “inner farmer”, yearning to grow our own yucca and plantains in a sustainable Green Space. Yet because of greedy corporations, Trump, and ICE (who separate families at the border just to mean to children whose parents have violent criminal histories), we are enslaved by supermarket oligarchs, who force us into buying what they make us buy, including white men’s preferences like cauliflower.
Cauliflower is well-known to front line communities of color as yet another emblem of slavery and colonialism that have caused a national divide along racial lines, which is Trump’s fault. Cauliflower in particular has been as much a symbol of hatred as Christopher Columbus and General George Custer. Andrew Jackson, whose picture is on the $20 bill for now, ate cauliflower like it was his job.
Contemporaries of the first bigot-president Jackson chronicle the obsession the racist general and president had for cauliflower, and the often blind rage he displayed against any one who tried to separate him from the all-white vegetable. “I just asked the general if I could clear his plate because I thought he was done eatin’. He forced a big helpin’ of mashed potatoes (note: yet another white vegetable) down my throat!” wrote a former Jackson servant. more here
Read the Author’s Bio…He majored in Mime (At Palo Alto)
well done…
Americans including veterans living on the streets while illegals are given public housing.
My sons work their butts off to pay off student loans and to also pay – by taxes withdrawn – for illegals and ‘refugees’ to go to school ‘free’.
Etc., etc., etc.
Everyone in DC’s job description has them serving Americans. Only Americans.
Too many in DC appear to be serving everyone else in the world besides Americans.
It’s time for a new DC.
MAGA
THEY will take your cabbage and potatoes next.
Nothing like Cauliflower Soup with deep crispy fried Cauliflower florettes and a mayo-based dipping sauce.
Maybe Fried Yellow Squash is a little more delicious, but I’ll take either.
I wonder how she gets this stuff
She actually thinks that when a poor indigenous child goes to plant a Yucca in the community garden some white matron scold will pityingly smile and explain that ‘those things just aren’t planted here, dearie’
Never mind that shit that grows in Honduras in the jungle might not do so well in Minnesota
I’ve got Yucca’s in my yard here in Michigan. Every couple years I break them up and give to others. They do very well. Mine are offshoots from a plant brought back from Arizona 40+ years ago by a friends mother.
I’ll quit Avocados first before Cauliflower. And onion breath will be the least of their worries if They go after white shallots. Shallots can be eaten loke candy as well as being pickled. Caramelized Shallots, Roasted Butternut Squash and Shallots, Pork Chops in Balsamic Vinegar and Shallots and Dry Aged Beef Ribeye Rack Steak With Garlic Potatoes, Chanterelle Mushrooms and a Shallot Ragout Sauce.
Speaking of cabbage, I was in the checkout line yesterday, and the woman in front of me was getting cash back with her purchase, apparently for her kids’ allowance. The cashier asked her how she wanted her money. “Just give it to me in Tens. My kids won’t take Twenties.” Then she she laughed like it was the funniest thing. And the rest of us just had blank faces. I took me a second to figure out that it must be all about the Jacksons. Thanks for confirming.
President Trump’s reaction, according to CNN:
I’ll tell you my friends. I’ll tell you. I’ve got this big ol’ cauliflower plantation down there in Carolina. I’ve hired a bunch of pickers to pick the stuff. A lot of them are African American Black Negro folks. A lot of them are black. And I’ll tell you, they love me. They love me. Why? because I understand them and their struggles, and I look out for my pickers. The government down there tries to force me to pay minimum wage. You know what? I pay ’em better than minimum wage. Better. I built some cabins for ’em out back so they can relax and have a dance or two and play their banjos. I know how much the black people love their banjos. They love their banjos.
So then, we get this woman with the big teeth…what’s her name? Oh yeah, Alexandria….says I’m racist colonial for providing cauliflower pickers a livelihood, some cabins to live in, and free banjos.
Melania hates her guts, and I do too. Melania has challenged her to a duel. A spitting duel. That’s right folks, a spitting duel. Melania will crush that silly Bronx PR girl. Melania can fling the loogies like nobody else. Like no-one else, my friends. You’ll see.
For cryin’ out loud! Stop it! Now, I’ve got to go to the store!
Mashed butternut squash whipped with butter, garlic and oregano. Artichokes hearts in hot garlic butter, all you can eat. Home-grown broccoli smothered in butter, garlic and Guerre cheese. Fresh greens beans that emit 75 dB when snapped, steamed al dente and bathed in butter and fresh garden basil. Mashed Yukon Gold potatoes drowned in roast beef gravy.
Make it stop.
Don’t forget white corn on the cobb.
The real crime would have been forcing the detainees to eat the cauliflower.
@Jimmy
Where’s the meat?
I clicked the link, got an “account suspended ” notice. Guess you can’t be sarcastic about liberals anymore.