Newsmax: New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has split with his longtime girlfriend after nearly 15 years together.
According to Page Six, Cuomo, 61, and television host Sandra Lee, 53, announced their breakup Wednesday via a joint statement, saying they will remain friends. They began dating in 2005 and lived together starting in 2011.
“Over the recent past, we have realized that our lives have gone in different directions and our romantic relationship has turned into a deep friendship,” the statement said. more here
Snip: Let’s play the FAKE NEWS game. Tell me why they broke up.
My guess? She caught him having sex with her assistant on one of her ‘tablescapes’.
She found out he’s gay.
Cuomo left greasy hair dye stains on her clean pillow cases.
His body hairs blocking the shower drain were bad enough but his ED was a deal breaker.
He found out that she was really Senator Lee from Utah!
She was starting to take Trump’s side in their arguments…
She was only after his money and she found out that all he had (like every democrat) was other people’s money.
She discovered she really had the hots for Fredo.
Sandra found out about Cuomos past affair with Jerry Nadlers eyebrow.
She is too far left for him.
Going out with Sandra Dee. He’s older than I thought.
“Andrew was never that great”
– Sandra Lee
(Not an actual quote)
She took the blinders off?
…I thought it said broke up with SARA Lee at first glance, and I thought that maybe Nadler should be the one to do THAT…
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…I guess he wasn’t able to catch her for her beating this time, and NOW she AIN’T going back…
Cuomo’s a tranny?
Lee: “Yo, Fredo, you fukkin dummy, get me a beer.”
Cuomo: “I’m not a dummy! I’m not! And … and … and … uhh, Bud?”
It was downhill from there.
izlamo delenda est …
Gee, I hope she doesn’t try to drown her sorrows with booze. Wait, what!
He broke it off with her after he asked her if she thought he was good in bed. She answered “not even close to your brother, and neither of you can compare with Michael Moore!”
He was spending more and more time at the mirror admiring himself. She got tired of waiting for him to let her use the bathroom.
Damn, I’m fresh out of sh!ts. Sadly, I have none to give.
He’s left the toilet seat up for 15 years and she’s tired of it, especially since he sits down to pee.
Jimmy SEPTEMBER 26, 2019 AT 1:07 PM
“He’s left the toilet seat up for 15 years and she’s tired of it, especially since he sits down to pee.”
..I would further suspect that he kneels when OTHER men pee and that caused relationship problems too, just sayin’…
He called her “deer” then loaded his gun with 9 bullets
he got mad that she was bragging when She found out her ratings on the food network were better than his brother’s at CNN.
He got mad when she admitted she thinks Trump has nice hair.
All this time he thought her name was Sara Lee when she kept saying, “Bite my ass.”
I guess he was cheating on his Kennedy wife with this chick when they got divorced. So, he probably cheated on her with a different Kennedy.
Or he caught her with Fredo.
OK now I’m grossed out.