The New York Times is praising the efforts of low carbon pioneers who reject personal hygiene to save the planet from Covid-19 and Climate Change. – Story at WUWT
31 Comments on NYT Wants you to Shower Less and Stop Using Toilet Paper
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But if everybody stinks, how will you know who’s a democrat?
Yeah, we can rub sand on our asses as the ragheads do!
Let’s turn back all the clocks 1400 years!
They really are trying to turn America into a Third World Shithole.
izlamo delenda est …
LOL, they waste more paper than anyone with their rag.
…so, be Muslims, then…
…I think MAD Magazine covered this about 40 years ago…
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If the NYT’s Cramer and her noisome pals want to reduce toilet paper use, I’ll be happy to donate my own first-use TP to them so they can use the still-white edges.
I’m working on a modification to an electric shoe polisher that should be available in stores by Christmas….
One way to stay clean is to get covered in good, clean dirt.
The Times telling us to use less TP sounds like a ploy to sell more newspapers…
To use as TP.
They could get extra eco-signaling points for eschewing toilet paper altogether and instead use an implement they already have in their bathrooms: the toothbrush
Crap, now they’re trying to turn us into the French.
While yer at it…. homeless tent cities for everyone!
Oh puhleeze spare me the false surprise and shocked look on your face.
I have been posting for years here that people who have not lived among and in close proximity to progs cannot appreciate how filthy and disgusting they are. The bottom line is if anyone who hasn’t lived among the bastards conjures up in their brain what the limit to the filthy disgusting sonsabitches capacity for being filthy and disgusting they are off by many orders of magnitude.
What anyone who is unfamiliar with their habits would think so Goddamned far below human dignity to live that way doesn’t understand is that at that point they are just getting warmed up. Not wiping their ass is nothing to them, the disgusting sonsabitches post articles in the papers they publish advocating incorporating the eating human waste into their degenerate sexual practices and the joys thereof.
Trust me on this. The prog’s capacity for subhuman degenerate behavior is infinite and this doesn’t even register on the scale of filthy and disgusting practices they engage in and advocate. Not even a flicker does it move the needle of a prog filthy and disgusting meter.
Yeah – STOP using toilet paper!
THAT’S what the NYT is for! 😆 😆 😆
I still remember my stepfather showing how to wipe with only one sheet of toilet paper!
Once again life imitates the underground cartoon art of R Crumb and his Tommy Toilet cartoon in Zap comics back in the early 70’s. And for their theme song they could play Dead Skunk by Loudon Wainwright the third.
Please tell me this won’t lead to a post on “50 ways to wipe your ass.” I don’t wanna know I’ve been doin’ it wrong.
Cheryl Crow was ahead of the curve on this one.
F**k NEW YORK.
Bill;
“I still remember my stepfather showing how to wipe with only one sheet of toilet paper!”
But….it was 1 sheet of the NYT right??????
@Wild Bill — Did your stepdad stress the importance of not discarding prematurely the fingernail piece?
Hi!
I’m a lifelong fan of the New York Times Low Carbon Pioneers!!!!
Here is a documentary about me on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBWaNH4jiwY
Happened in Australia 10 years ago.
How bout Diapers?
Oops! Yeah, you’re right. My documentary was reporgedly done done in 2021, just recently.
However, it’s reportedly similar to the posted documentary. Yup! People who don’t bathe, generally, pretty much look the same after covered with all that unwashed dirt.
Thanks, for the correction.
So Fauci & the CDC have been preaching hand-washing & sanitizing for a year and the NY Times wants people to wash less and wipe with less? No shit ?
I’m gonna start selling “personal bidets” – made in China!
Just be careful of the full-color ad pages; don’t want a rash down there.
Tim
MAY 8, 2021 AT 2:07 PM
“Yeah, we can rub sand on our asses as the ragheads do!”
…actually they did modernize it a bit…the current way is to scoop the crap out of your bum as well as you can with your left hand, then use a jug of water near the toilet to rinse it, althogh ours use plastic water bottles for the same purpose.
This is what’s meant by the old saying, “Never shake the left hand of a Turk”, although it applies to ALL the pedophile followers equally…
Ws should all show up at the NY Slimes’ office and take a shit in the middle of the newsroom floor – then wipe with the ‘newspaper’.
This is where my awesome invention the Terletron comes in. It’s a device that fits over your toilet seat. You sit on it, empty your bowel, and then the Terletron takes over by cleaning up your butt with a series of short but safe nuclear blasts to the affected area. All the fecal matter is zapped and the small residue falls into a container where it is treated and formed into small balls, then dropped in the bowl to be flushed in the usual way. The machine completely sanitizes your rear so you’ll be ready for any kind of experience or activity afterwards. Finally, the Terletron spritzes your bottom with a light spray of perfumed water (eau de toilette) that comes in several flavors, such as cherry and root beer.