Epoch Times: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) defended her position that the United States needs to tackle flatulence from cows in order to prevent catastrophic climate change, during an MSNBC town hall aired March 29.
The remarks regarding eliminating “farting cows and airplanes” first surfaced in materials released by Ocasio-Cortez’s office during the rollout of the Green New Deal resolution. Ocasio-Cortez has since scrapped the language from the documents, but it continues to provide fodder for ridiculing the resolution.
Instead of backtracking on the idea of eliminating cows because of their flatulence, Ocasio-Cortez said the Green New Deal would look to change the animals’ diets in order to reduce their emissions.
“We need to innovate and change our, our grain, uh, our, our cow grain, from which you know they feed in these troughs,” Ocasio-Cortez told the host. “We need to look at regenerative agriculture. These are our solutions.”
Cows are already on a vegetarian diet. What the hell can she switch them to? Meat?
The Bronx used to be a farm years ago, with plenty of cows, sheep, goats etc. now it’s a phucking ghetto for the most part.
Bring back the cows. And dump Alexandria Ocrazio-Cortex.
She’s so poorly read!
The cow fart bag has already been invented:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2606956/Now-THATS-wind-power-Cows-wear-BACKPACKS-capture-emissions-miniature-power-stations.html
The cows in New York could power New York!!!1100111!
[Fffffttttt]
This gal is suffering from terminal brain fart.
Is she doing it by Government-Mandated “affordable” CROISSANTS?!?
I *swear*, it’s like she’s the *shiny penny* to distract from the last-minute Dem Presidential entry of Michelle Obama…to make everyone *else* seem “sane.”
Cows are full of gas and she is full of shit, you would think she would understand.
“We need to look at regenerative agriculture.”
That’s what cows are – they eat grasses and grains and their crap is spread on the field as fertilizer for the next crop.
Idiot!
She seemingly has nice bosoms, but I would have taken her home before the prom dance ever started….
She’s mistaking the strange sounds in her head – likely a leak in the lab quality vacuum there – for cow farts. Maybe if somebody could slap a bit of duct tape over the pinhole she’d quiet down…
That was meant to be forcibly deranged
Maybe somebody should slap some duct tape on me…
I’m confused.
Why are we feeding cows we don’t need? Is hamburger back on the menu?
To me, and that’s just me, I wouldn’t mind a hit, but I’d have to duct tape the mouth, Jeeesuse, like nails on a chalk board.Also the hands, they’d have to be tie wired to the legs of the couch. All that movement could knock an eye out. I often wonder how BETO and Nancy mate? All that hand and mouth action , and all? FFS. No wonder nobody is gettin’ laid anymore. Just sayin.’
Analogy: Her head is a boxcar on a train, her brain is a BB in that box car. Good luck finding it!
Socialists always try to find their inner Lysenko. She has reached that highest peak of crackpot wisdom.
Moe, that’s TME. (“Too Much Engineering”)
Mounting a picture frame would be easier.
Tell AOC farts ain’t nuthin’. Just turds honkin’ in traffic. She’ll understand.
AOC is a COW in her own way. I volunteer to plug her with a bigass buttplug. One in the mouth and one in the ass.
AOC is a COW in her own way. I volunteer to plug her with a bigass buttplug. One in the mouth and one in the ass. Just doing my share to stop AGW
What about reducing New Yawka mouth flatulence?
Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children?! 🙄
Like you know. Good grief, I almost feel sorry for that child. Nah, not really. Hey fur, you should put together a highlight reel of her brilliance.
Isn’t her culture all about the bean? Just saying.
Bartender still dispensing bar advice
We’ve evolved a long way, if cow farts (6.5 billion people) is our main concern.
“They wave this wand…”
Barky also thought Trump had a magic wand, Sandy. He really didn’t know how any of this works, either. Just stop. Give the choppers a rest. You sound tired.
She ought to resign and start a crop / pasture dusting company.
Beano-Air Dusting – BAD – the no cow-gas solution company.
I know now how the cow jumped over the moon in the children’s nursery rhyme, the cow let out a massive rainbow fart that propelled it into outer space and over the moon. It makes as much sense as anything else. It was the Krakatoa of cow farts.
Well well well … any of her stooges mentioned termites to her?
Cow flatulence, along with airplane and all man-made gasses, are infinitesimal compared to termite flatulence.
And termite flatulence is an infinitesimal part of the atmosphere.
She needs to learn, or hire someone, to do math.
Or to think.
Whichever comes first.
izlamo delenda est …