When wife turned 40. ….
Can I trade you for 2 twenty year olds?
Wife : you aren’t wired for 220
All the ads that say, do this every day and say goodbye to viagra have hot babes in them. ..
What else does one do?
Pro tip: the url for this post reads /oh-dear-8/
(the previous “oh dears” are pretty funny, too! Just change the number.)
The President and Mrs. Coolidge were in separate parties touring a large chicken farm.
Mrs. Coolidge’s entourage happened upon a rooster getting very amorous with a chicken. The first lady was impressed and asked the farmer if this was a once a day event or was the rooster capable of repeat performances. The farmer assured Mrs Coolidge that indeed the rooster could carry out his duties several times daily.
Mrs. Coolidge turned to one of the entourage and said to him “please go and tell THAT to the President!”
When informed by the messenger of the rooster’s prowess, President Coolidge turned to a farmer in his entourage and asked “is this with one chicken or with different chickens?”
The farmer informed President Coolidge that this was indeed all with different chickens – several a day in fact.
President Coolidge turned to the messenger and said “please go and tell THAT to Mrs Coolidge.”
There’s no ‘dysfunction’ when Im not with a 60 yr old bag, dear
Being an original “Tool Timer”, I passed an attractive young lady at a grocery store sitting on the curb who exhibited a healthy case of butt crack going on. I quipped, “you’d better spackle that butt crack” to which she replied “yea, we should do something about it”. Oh brother, I wish I’d known girls were that easy when I was a teenager.
Yes, it only stays up when my wife ain’t around.
Funny, but somewhat of a sad statement on our society and morality. I can say proudly I’ve had many temptations throughout the years. But I did take a vow, and I do love my wife. If nothing else just for putting up with my dumb ass.
Brad all of us old guys who stuck with our wives thru thick and thin deserve a lot for them putting up with us for as long as they did as well as we with them. I miss being married since my wife died, being single sucks but the alternative now is not worth it. I’ll stay single unless I find another real good woman, the whole internet dating scene and friends with benefits etc. scares the hell out of me. You can call me old fashioned and a fuddy duddy but I prefer it that way to being a fool.
Brad, same sentiment here. If she’s gonna put up with me
I’ll give her the respect she deserves. I gave up my sailor
years and am supposed to be a good father. I want to make
sure that happens.
We’re good with that.
“Why don’t you tell her dear, since your the one that causes it.”
She loved me as I was, until a few years after marriage, then she spent many years trying to change and mold me the way she wanted. She did finally get me to put the toilet seat down. She ended up satisfied with that accomplishment and still loves me as I am (well most of the time). 45 Mostly blissful years.
If that were a real erectile dysfunction ad, the woman would be a 20 yr old.
Like Ive always said never make anyone that cooks you meals mad LOL
“Did you sit on your testicle again?”
My wife: “you gotta go to sleep sometime.” 🙂
Tell her how I part my hair with my tongue dear.
When wife turned 40. ….
Can I trade you for 2 twenty year olds?
Wife : you aren’t wired for 220
All the ads that say, do this every day and say goodbye to viagra have hot babes in them. ..
What else does one do?
Pro tip: the url for this post reads /oh-dear-8/
(the previous “oh dears” are pretty funny, too! Just change the number.)
The President and Mrs. Coolidge were in separate parties touring a large chicken farm.
Mrs. Coolidge’s entourage happened upon a rooster getting very amorous with a chicken. The first lady was impressed and asked the farmer if this was a once a day event or was the rooster capable of repeat performances. The farmer assured Mrs Coolidge that indeed the rooster could carry out his duties several times daily.
Mrs. Coolidge turned to one of the entourage and said to him “please go and tell THAT to the President!”
When informed by the messenger of the rooster’s prowess, President Coolidge turned to a farmer in his entourage and asked “is this with one chicken or with different chickens?”
The farmer informed President Coolidge that this was indeed all with different chickens – several a day in fact.
President Coolidge turned to the messenger and said “please go and tell THAT to Mrs Coolidge.”
Top 10 reasons that guns are better than women –
Reason 8: you can trade your 44 for 2 22’s
Jeez, the guys an idiot. At my age I prefer the
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIjZE4kcg_Q
And the this happens…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQLeeNo6Qw .
There’s no ‘dysfunction’ when Im not with a 60 yr old bag, dear
Being an original “Tool Timer”, I passed an attractive young lady at a grocery store sitting on the curb who exhibited a healthy case of butt crack going on. I quipped, “you’d better spackle that butt crack” to which she replied “yea, we should do something about it”. Oh brother, I wish I’d known girls were that easy when I was a teenager.
Yes, it only stays up when my wife ain’t around.
Funny, but somewhat of a sad statement on our society and morality. I can say proudly I’ve had many temptations throughout the years. But I did take a vow, and I do love my wife. If nothing else just for putting up with my dumb ass.
Brad all of us old guys who stuck with our wives thru thick and thin deserve a lot for them putting up with us for as long as they did as well as we with them. I miss being married since my wife died, being single sucks but the alternative now is not worth it. I’ll stay single unless I find another real good woman, the whole internet dating scene and friends with benefits etc. scares the hell out of me. You can call me old fashioned and a fuddy duddy but I prefer it that way to being a fool.
Brad, same sentiment here. If she’s gonna put up with me
I’ll give her the respect she deserves. I gave up my sailor
years and am supposed to be a good father. I want to make
sure that happens.
We’re good with that.
“Why don’t you tell her dear, since your the one that causes it.”
She loved me as I was, until a few years after marriage, then she spent many years trying to change and mold me the way she wanted. She did finally get me to put the toilet seat down. She ended up satisfied with that accomplishment and still loves me as I am (well most of the time). 45 Mostly blissful years.
If that were a real erectile dysfunction ad, the woman would be a 20 yr old.
Like Ive always said never make anyone that cooks you meals mad LOL