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Workers at an auto body shop in Akron, Ohio, caught an alleged thief in a creative way, and police are thankful for their help.
The business, identified as Arlington Autos, was fed up after several break-ins occurred on the property, so when employees got a chance to remedy the problem they did what they had to do, WLWT reported Thursday.
The moment 26-year-old Alexander Funk allegedly tried to break into a car parked in its lot, the workers used a forklift to nab him. more here
Should have driven to the closest pier and dropped the shitbags off the end of it.
Heh! Gives new meaning to the term “shoplifting”.
That booking photo is worthy of Hi McDonnough (Raising Arizona).
That was underwhelming, I was hoping to see him stapled to the wall or somethingā¦
The perp looks like a recent graduate of Funk U…