OJ Simpson Sounds Off on Oscars Slap

20 Comments on OJ Simpson Sounds Off on Oscars Slap

1. I hope the Smiths don’t let the Pfizer money burn a hole in their pocket.

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2. Got it Juice. You were just defending your wife Nicole’s honor except you used a knife instead of a slap to butcher the poor guy who was at your wife’s house and then unfortunately got a little carried away and almost beheaded your wife. Thanks for your opinion on the Will “Slaps like a Girl” incident at the Oscars, Juice..

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3. Says OJ the monster who decapitated his wife and murdered her boyfriend. Yeah, right, I don’t believe anything you have to say.

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4. Simpson should have been burning in Hell long ago.

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5. I’m trying to detect so much as a molecule of interest in anything Simpson has to say about anything. So far, nothing.

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6. ALMOST 30 YRS LATER AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T FOUND THE MURDERER OJ??

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7. I do not, and will not, ever watch the Oscars again. I haven’t in 20 years. Will Will be hiring someone to lop off Jada’s head? Or will Will be getting ill-fitting gloves when he does it himself?

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8. Any other faded old, black athletes who want to wade in? The journos are apparently looking for y’all right now. Yes, even you, Kaepernick. Step up and dispense your wisdom.

   And all of you white celebrities, please continue to remain vaguely sad about the incident. It’s your best bet.

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9. I knew the judge who assigned Ito (at his request) to the trial – which of course he regretted. I was talking to him a couple of years later, asked his opinion. He sat in on about half of the proceedings, he said he had never seen such overwhelming evidence for conviction.

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10. Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren

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11. ^^^@Col. Angus
    I’m gonna borrow this and credit you every time I use it!
    Perfection!

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12. Thanks, Agatha, but pure plagiarism. You can search “behold field barren” and see it all over the net, even get a coffee cup at etsy with it.

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13. You know, OJ was once THIS close to finding the murderer and exacting some street justice on him …. but then his lawyers talked him out of killing himself

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14. If Chris Rock had channeled Henny Youngman, there’d had been no problem

    “You know theres way too much marital infidelity in Hollywood these days. For example, take Will Smith’s wife .. please. I mean, everyone else takes her; why should you be left out?

    And you dont even have to say please. Everyone takes her and she still cant get enough. Shes so insatiable, she even lets Will take her.

    Yeah, Will takes her everywhere and she still comes back .. after shacking up with someone for a weekend. How does Will take it? Dont ask him, he doesnt like to talk about that

    Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience. I think Wills just about to beat the shit out of me, so I think I need to clear out

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15. Probably not an endorsement Will was wanting.

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16. I am disgusted by Hollywood and everyone in it.

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17. Col. Angus,

    Words from someone else but its you Timing that makes it Comedy.

    Cheers.

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18. Is he still looking for the killer, one golf course at a time?
    Yeah, lets listen to Orinthal James Simpson, world-renowned wife defender.

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19. Who?

20. Wasn’t that what OJ claimed??