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Jumping Jehoshaphat! Joe Biden is now a candidate for a third run at the presidency, though at age 76, he is no longer running on as many cylinders as he once was.
Nevertheless, Sleepy (rhymes with creepy) Joe rolled out his vision for America in front of what appeared to be a relatively anemic “crowd” of mostly union members and young, bored, diverse supporters sporting bright yellow Biden tee-shirts and cheering on cue.
The cameras never veered from the podium to determine how many folks had turned out to welcome the former veep into the insanely congested field of Democratic wannabes itching to stump Trump in 2020. So there’s no way of knowing how many were on hand for Joe Biden’s long awaited, presumably game-changing announcement. Nevertheless, newly minted candidate Biden, ever the wordsmith, expressed his shock and awe at the “crowd” by uttering the single, trenchant syllable: “Wow!”
Afterward, Joe strolled into the audience to press some flesh, a ritual with which he is only too familiar. Not too aggressively, of course, because flesh-pressing — once a surefire arrow in this longtime politician’s quiver — has backfired of late. Joe’s gaffe-a-minute mouth often landed him in trouble in the past. Now, it seems, his nuzzling nose is doing the same. If Biden wants to savor the sweet smell of success in his current endeavor, he’d best keep his logorrhea in check and his pointy schnozzola out of women’s hair.
At a time in America when white maleness is suspect and old age is anathema, Biden’s current lead in the Democrat primary comes as a surprise. Still, the all-important liberal press is anything but enthusiastic. Even President Obama has declined to endorse his own vice president, wisely keeping out of the fray, if for no other reason than to serve his secret hope that when the Democrat “circular firing squad” does its work, former first lady Michelle may be soul-searchingly solicited to step in , triumphant, over the dead bodies.
With or without the former chief executive’s nod of approval, Joe has decided to run on what he presumes is the popularity of the Obama-Biden administration. He is also insisting that any economic successes realized during Trump’s (illegal) presidency are merely a continuation of positive policies put in place when Biden was Veep. more
“…though at age 76, he is no longer running on as many cylinders as he once was.”
…how do you run on LESS than ONE? That’s all he EVER had…
That Old Perv Joe is damned clever. He can say “wow” backward as well as forward.
All that is bad about him aside: he’s falling apart physically, so whoever is his VP (unless it’s a 10 year old girl) will likely succeed him, if he got elected. Yikes.
He runs for personal enrichment.
“Around 6,000 people attended the rally, according to the private security firm hired by the Biden campaign.”
Like adding a tip to a bill – just take 10% of the reported number and that’s the actual number!
#FakeNews trying to manipulate the masses.
I was going to say ‘Wow‘ but now I’m reconsidering.
Wait. Maybe it’s the new Biden campaign theme that sums up everything.
“Wow!”
“What do you mean, ‘Wow!’?”
“Just WOW!”
“Joe?”
“WOW!”
“Wow?”
“Yeah, you know, WOW!”
“Wow, Joe”
“WOW!”
This gaff machine’s
new facial makeover done with corpse wax isn’t helping him live down his reputation as a self absorbed buffoon. He has no chance and may have been put out there to deflect attention for another candidate they want to sneak in later on in the season.
he’s wearing those sunglasses a lot, even indoors.
either he’s found his son’t stash, or he really does have dead, soulless eyes.
or both
he doesn’t want people looking at him ‘in the eye’
toby miles MAY 29, 2019 AT 12:01 PM
“he’s wearing those sunglasses a lot, even indoors.
either he’s found his son’t stash, or he really does have dead, soulless eyes.
or both
he doesn’t want people looking at him ‘in the eye’”
…or maybe he’s dining from the same “spirit cooking” cafe’ that Hillary does to appease both Moloch and the Democrat Party (same thing, I know), and the evil and drugs show up in the eyes for a time afterwards, causing the need to cover them.
…Ultimately doesn’t matter because this is all theater and distraction. The idea is that they become so discordant, so jangled, pull in so many ways, that when they anoint “Michelle Obama” as their “People’s Candidate” at the DNC convention (conveniently skipping all those debates n stuff), “she” will appear SANE by COMPARISON…
…they’ll do a whole “Reluctantly called from the plow to serve the nation” trope where “she” will thrice be offered and twice refuse, but accept on three “only because the people of the Nation insist I serve”.
…You and I will see through it, but millions of lofos will BUY it. Add that to not being able to debate her without being rayciss, misogynist, trans-phobic, et&c., then pile in the illegal vote, the “found” vote, the flying voters, the gerrymandering, and you’ll see that it is ABSOLUTELY necessary to have your lead stocks in and close to hand come November 2020, because WE will TRULY be called upon to fulfill OUR duties under the Second Amendment to save our Nation from an outright election steal followed by a despotic tyranny that will make Stalin look like a piker in comparison…
…so, no, doesn’t matter WHAT Joe does. He’s just the magician’s hand. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME while they prepare to pull the TRUE evil up from Stage Left…
Speaking of big Mike.
Haven’t seen the dogs or the rental kids in quite some time, wonder if the dogs got woked.
First tranny and Chief.
Joe needs to get in line for his turn with his son(s) wife. Two sons, one wife, the same wife.
When does Joe get his turn?!?
See Joe!
See Joe grope.
Grope Joe grope!!