Man attacked by a python while he sat on the toilet
Speisa: Attaporn Boonmakchuay (38) sat on the toilet in his home in the Chachoengsao province outside Bangkok when he felt severe pain.
It proved to be the teeth of a python, more than three meters long, which had come up through the drain and bitten him at the worst possible place – his penis.
Then a half-hour desperate battle followed in the bathroom. Attaporn tried to shout for his wife while he struggled to get the snake to let go.
According to the Thai TV channel Channel 7, a next door neighbour came to the rescue with a rope and a knife. MORE
SNIP: Poor Mr. Boomchakalaka. Have any of you had an experience like his before?
Once while sitting on the crapper, a black widow spider walked across my foot. Once it got back on the floor it didn’t get very far. This is pretty weak stuff compared to having a python chomp down on your dick and not let go. Poor guy. Puts a whole new twist on the expression “trouser snake” doesn’t it?
“Attaporn?” Sounds like a movie just waiting to be made!
Snakes in a Crane?
https://www.plumbersstock.com/crane-3991-vacuum-series-elongated-rim-toilet-bowl-only-white.html?gclid=CL-rhoWw-cwCFUQjgQodwf4KzA
I think I’d rather put up with the possum:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3596695/Feeling-flushed-Baby-possum-rescued-toilet-Californian-woman-discovered-adorable-creature-swimming-inside-lavatory-bowl.html
Had that been me, I would have crapped so much that snake would have suffocated.
And, I’ll guaran-damn-tee you if it was me there would have been a hell of a lotta noise in that bathroom.
Ok, dammit, MJA, I was JUST getting over seeing a spider in the toilet when I was a tot! Now I have snakes to worry about!
*runs to get the RAID*
Hell, this happens to me all the time. My penis has been bitten to the point it looks like a ragged piece of bacon.