Kraemer admitted to consuming alcohol, cannabis and fentanyl pills.
GRESHAM Ore. (KPTV) – A man charged in a grisly MAX station attack Tuesday morning claims he did it because he believed the victim was a “robot.” At about 2:17 a.m., officers responded to the Cleveland Station at 1200 Northeast 8th Street where witnesses reported an attack and a lot of blood.
Officers said they found 25-year-old Koryn Daniel Kraemer still on top of the victim, a 78-year-old man from Hillsboro, and pulled him off. According to police, the suspect “had chewed off the victim’s ear and part of his face. The injury was so severe that responders could see the victim’s skull.” MORE
This should never have happened to this poor man. But he violated all three of the rules of stupid.
Don’t go to stupid places- on the lite crime rail, at stupid times where or with stupid people.
Oregon Man trying to supplant Florida Man!
Mental illnesses shouldn’t be ignored – neither should Satan.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
…drunk logic can be facinating.
…so, IF this man WERE a robot, and IF chewing his face off exposes him as a robot…
…THEN…what?
This test does not appear to resove the basic robot problem. exposure will likely activate a “Terminator Mode” in which it will kill all humanS, possibly singalling OTHER robots to begin doing so as well.
Unless Skynet chose to extend the organic growth beyond the skin. There is no law that says that a Terminator can’t have a bone skeleton grown in the same way as the skin, or that a liquid metal Terminator can’t replicate the appearance of bone.
Given that, how – MUCH – face must be eaten to “prove” humanity? Is there a percentage? Are there only specific PARTS that need eaten? Is it a VISUAL test, or does robot-grown skin taste different to the educated robot-hunting pallet?
…so many questions…
What I’ve been hearing form friends wo live down in Portland is: This asshole face biter was a standout soccer player in high school with a full ride scholarship and now he’s just another Democrat for life
Portland is degraded. It should form, with other down-low places like California, Washington, and New York a new country. The Degraded States of America.
Evil, like the United States, has no borders.
The victim is looking better than Kevin McCarthy right about now.
At least he wasn’t a vegan.
Dr. Hambone
JANUARY 5, 2023 AT 4:18 PM
“At least he wasn’t a vegan.”
…it says he bit, it doesn’t say he swallowed.
See Mike Tyson for further details.
I have consumed 2 of those 3 things at the same time. I never chewed anyone’s face. That fentanyl must be some potent shit. I am so glad I no longer live across the river from Portland.
Domo arregato, Mr. Roboto
For that tasty ear.
What’s the frequency Kenneth!
Where’s the Chianti?