BEND, Ore. — At 2:16pm on Friday, a snowmobile rider contacted Deschutes County 911 to report Jeremy Taylor had been located on Forest Service Road 40 near Wake Butte, west of Sunriver.
An Oregon Water Resource SnowCat with one deputy member responded to the location and made contact with Jeremy and his dog Ally. Jeremy and Ally were found to be in good condition, but hungry after being stuck in the snow for five days. Jeremy and Ally were then transported to the intersection of FS Road 40 and FS Road 45 where he was reunited with family and friends. more
He’d better lay in a good supply of Prep-H!
Melted the snow with his farts?
They found him by using a seismograph.
He was hitting 2.0 Magnitude.
…did his family recognize him? Just making some assumptions here, but since you don’t see a lot of Black snowmobile riders in Oregon back country, and since Hillary demonstrated that just having hot sauce on your person is sufficient to make you Black, then I figure that a guy who had a steady DIET of it would be, you know, a bit darker than his family remembered him, IF liberal logic is correct…
COME ON, ICE CREAM!
Shh, don’t tell hellary, she might want to get stuck out in the woods with only a few packets of hot sauce. With our luck when they finally find her all that would be left would be a skeleton. And a very full dog after he picks her bones clean.
Man, did that guy stink.
A love for Taco Bell is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
I almost bought a four wheel drive on my last vehicle purchase. But when I realized my area had no unmaintained service roads in the middle of nowhere to drive on during the winter months I decided against it.
What a load of crap.
End result – Uncle Al winner
What a load of crap.
Spot on.
Diff Tim wise decision,
Are those the packets he stole out of Barnsmell Clinton’s purse?
What sort of dog was he trapped with? Mine would have consumed me on day 2
Run for the border!
I assume he saved enough hot sauce to use on Ally, in case he had to eat her. According to Obozo, dog tastes better with hot sauce.
man did not “survive” by eating taco sauce packets for 5 days. Even my fatless son would survive for five days on his meager fat stores. It takes a long time to starve to death. Death is certainly more swift due to dehydration and sleep deprivation. fake news.
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Sorry Cisco, the papers wrote it wrong, was Pancho (his Bichon Frise) on day 1 with a bottle of Mescal.
Updated not,
He died,,,
After Day #2, kept him warm as well!
Different Tim, you’ve got it wrong- when you have 4X4, you go looking for those roads.
3 minutes….
3 days…..
3 weeks….pick this one.