By Taxpayers Association of Oregon
OregonWatchdog.com
Oregon Secretary of State Shemia Fagan is hosting a youth essay contest for students to submit their experiences during the pandemic. The chosen essays will appear in the Oregon Blue Book which is an official book of record for Oregon. Parents should not turn down this opportunity when State Government is asking people for their testimony of the pandemic. more
But only if they’re glad they have to wear masks and thankful that the vaccine made their second and third covid cases really mild.
Once upon a time, I was feeling fine but some adults told me I was sick and didn’t know about it. So they locked me away from my freinds and treated me like I was walking dusease and made me wear a mask all the time and even yelled at me if I went outside my howse.
I asked when it would be over after a long time pased, and they said “never”, so I killed myself.
I’m sure it will only be “good news” tales.
Can adults put in stories too? I died alone locked up in a nursing home where they abused me and laughed because no one in my family could watch over me or see the bruises or the pee soaked bed and I couldn’t talk to anyone on the phone without them listening, until I died after I turned septic from an untreated UTI, and never did get to see my grandson again.
Let them have it people of Oregon.
If there was ever a time to help your child with their homework, it is now.
I listed both as COVID deaths.
I was able to buy a new BMW afterwards.
I have a huge success story. I got a better job, tons of money, unlimited vacations, and lots more perks including all the kids I could touch and no one could complain because they were forced to wear masks around me and stay away by all the guys with guns I got to protect me out of the deal too!
I never could have done it without it! Thanks, Covid!
TL.DR; Don’t say I didn’t warn you
I learned that there was a new disease that was ravaging the population. The spread of the disease could be limited by wearing a piece of my t-shirt over my mouth. Then, the government verified that some pharmaceutical companies could prevent me from getting this terrible disease by simply getting a shot. I was thrilled.
I was then told that even though the younger people (<30) were really not in danger from the disease, I should still wear the piece of cloth over my face. Then I learned that the piece of cloth really didn't stop the spread of the disease, but I was told I still had to wear it because science told me so. I believe in science, so I still wore that piece of cloth.
Some out-of-touch freaks said that the piece of cloth could not protect me, or anybody else, because the actual disease was smaller than the cloth could stop. Deniers!!
The government told me that getting a shot would protect us all, so I got my shot. The government then realized that the disease could still get me sick and I needed another shot, so I waited in line and got another shot.
Then I got sick with the disease. It wasn't bad. I have had worse colds many times.
Now I have heard that there is a new variant of the disease and I need to get another shot. I am going to get in line tomorrow and still wear my cloth face protection because of my teacher and science.
I am glad we have been able to save the majority of the population from this terrible disease!!
Covid worked for me and my freinds, too. We got to rob AND set fire to Portland because of it, and we got to throw things at cops too, AND Covid agreed to stay away as long as we said we were protesting!
Thanks, COVID!
Yeah, this didn’t work out as expected for a news outlet in MI. I fully expect this to be heavily censored.
WHAT THE FUCK!!! THEY STILL WANT ME TO PAY MY CREDIT CARD BILLZ! FUCKING COVID MUST BE A HONKEY IT KEEPSE BEIN ALL RAYSIS AND SHEEAT BC IT WONT KILL EVERYONE WHO SAYS I GOTS TO PAY! FUCK YOU COVID YOU WHITE COP MUTHAFUCKA!
My CoVID-19 Story:
Once upon a time my mommy had excellent communication skills, including and extensive verbal vocabulary. Early last spring my mommy got shot by naughty, bad, and dirty Pfizer. Late last spring, my mommy got shot again by wicked, evil, stupid Pfizer. Now my mommy has difficulty completing a five or six word sentence composed of monosyllabic words.
The End
What? You want my Covid story? Ok. Here goes.
“I survived.”
What? Not enough? You want more? (sigh……..)
“I survived in spite of all the idiocy and lies that the government kept throwing at me, my parents, my friends, and my classmates. Yes, it was tough for all of us. Many believed the false science of the Fake Fauxi and wore face masks (face diapers) in spite of everything that the True Science told us. Many got jabbed. Twice. And boostered. Some of my friends died from these injections. I miss them. My parents wouldn’t allow me to get the shots, in spite of all the name calling against me and them. When it looked like the school nurse was going to give me the shots anyway, my parents yanked me out of school and home schooled me. It was different. Weird, but ok. So, here it is two years later. I survived. The End”
The City of Portland did a GREAT job with the Covid! There’s no WAY any virus could have survived the fire in my shop after all the possibly infected merchandise was removed by helpful young guys from out of town after they told the police to stand down! Now I no longer have to worry about getting COVID in Portland because I no longer have any reason to go there with my shop gone! Thank you for protecting me from COVID so well, Oregon!
What the hell kind of name is Shemia? Do you pronounce it Shem Mya or She Meea, who the hell knows? And is she a lesbo/fag with fag in her last name of Fagan? Did all the Californicators who have moved to Oregon over the past 50 years make it this way or was it always this screwed up?
Thanks for the link. I’ll have my ten year old send in an essay. I just texted the link to his (home school pod) teacher. I hope they are bombarded with truthful stories from families that suffered through this charade.
25 years ago my lil bro left Friso because of it ‘ GWB style leftist govt!
He moved to Or! FAIL!
I love Bill and he admits – now – it was bad.