Pakistan Is Attempting To Thwart Smog With Artificial Rain Created From Table Salt – IOTW Report

Pakistan Is Attempting To Thwart Smog With Artificial Rain Created From Table Salt

This most recent idea and experiment, in which Pakistan tried to use artificial rain to cut through smog, was something of a mixed success.

15 Comments on Pakistan Is Attempting To Thwart Smog With Artificial Rain Created From Table Salt

  1. Perhaps it’s caused by the methane involuntarily expelled into the atmosphere by five times daily butt-in-the-air prayer. If so, it technically isn’t smog but rather smug, and can only be ameliorated by increasing the level of relative humility.

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  2. Cmn¢¢guy, I particularly enjoyed reading Patent 7434524, A machine/ship to get rid of hurricanes

    lol. Just imagine if it was built. The size of it. Patent expired due to non-payment. You’re welcome to build it yourself now, haha.

    1. A machine/ship to get rid of hurricanes, comprising:
    a) a ship, the length of the ship is approximately 640 meters/2100 feet (1)
    b) the width of the ship is approximately 609 meters/2000 feet (2)
    c) the height of the ship is approximately 289 meters/950 feet (3)
    d) the ship has 16 electric powered rotating thrusters (5)
    e) the ship has four submersible hulls, (6) the length of the hulls is approximately 396 meters/1300 feet
    f) the ship has diesel-powered generators (7)
    g) the ship has six fan tubes, (8) the length of the fan tubes is approximately 457 meters/1500 feet, the diameter of the fan tubes is approximately 30 meters/100 feet
    h) the ship has twelve high-speed fans with electric motors, (9) the diameter of the high-speed fans is approximately 30 meters/100 feet, the high-speed fans are made out of light-weigh, high-strength, carbon-fiber material, the high-speed fans are similar in design to the fans in jet engines
    i) the ship has six adjustable nozzles, (10) the adjustable nozzles pivot left to right, and open and close
    j) the ship has a rear wing, (11) the rear wing is approximately 487 meters/1600 feet wide and 61 meters/200 feet depth, the rear wing pivots up and down
    k) the ship has a air intake, (12) the air intake is approximately 182 meters/600 feet wide and 198 meters/650 feet high

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  3. Go ahead, mock the Islamic Scientists, they deserve it, but remember that our demented billionaire overclass wants to put dust on the air and rust in the ocean to stymie global warming. Not to mention the shit they want to put in our bodies. Nothing good happens when unrestrained ideologues decide what’s best for us.

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