Pakistan Is Attempting To Thwart Smog With Artificial Rain Created From Table Salt

15 Comments on Pakistan Is Attempting To Thwart Smog With Artificial Rain Created From Table Salt

1. Perhaps it’s caused by the methane involuntarily expelled into the atmosphere by five times daily butt-in-the-air prayer. If so, it technically isn’t smog but rather smug, and can only be ameliorated by increasing the level of relative humility.

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2. Ran across this earlier today.
   Geoengineering: List of weather modification patents 1920-2018
   https://strangesounds.org/2022/04/geoengineering-list-of-weather-modification-patents-1920-2018.html

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3. Cmn¢¢guy, I particularly enjoyed reading Patent 7434524, A machine/ship to get rid of hurricanes

   lol. Just imagine if it was built. The size of it. Patent expired due to non-payment. You’re welcome to build it yourself now, haha.

   1. A machine/ship to get rid of hurricanes, comprising:
   a) a ship, the length of the ship is approximately 640 meters/2100 feet (1)
   b) the width of the ship is approximately 609 meters/2000 feet (2)
   c) the height of the ship is approximately 289 meters/950 feet (3)
   d) the ship has 16 electric powered rotating thrusters (5)
   e) the ship has four submersible hulls, (6) the length of the hulls is approximately 396 meters/1300 feet
   f) the ship has diesel-powered generators (7)
   g) the ship has six fan tubes, (8) the length of the fan tubes is approximately 457 meters/1500 feet, the diameter of the fan tubes is approximately 30 meters/100 feet
   h) the ship has twelve high-speed fans with electric motors, (9) the diameter of the high-speed fans is approximately 30 meters/100 feet, the high-speed fans are made out of light-weigh, high-strength, carbon-fiber material, the high-speed fans are similar in design to the fans in jet engines
   i) the ship has six adjustable nozzles, (10) the adjustable nozzles pivot left to right, and open and close
   j) the ship has a rear wing, (11) the rear wing is approximately 487 meters/1600 feet wide and 61 meters/200 feet depth, the rear wing pivots up and down
   k) the ship has a air intake, (12) the air intake is approximately 182 meters/600 feet wide and 198 meters/650 feet high

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4. Fine Beautiful I’d love to see muslim pigs STARVE
   As long as they’re so stupid
   I’d love for them to starve
   They have no right to exist

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5. WE HAVE TO STOP LIGHTNING!

   THAT MAKES NITRIC ACIDDDDDD!

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6. ecp – how much is that in cubits?

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7. Or lignes? How many thumbs is that? My measuring stick is in thumbs.

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8. My big thumb, or my little thumb?

   I’m quite confused.

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9. Just don’t let your children play in the rain.

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10. Irate Nate – midget cubits, average cubits, or long cubits? 🤔️

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11. Go ahead, mock the Islamic Scientists, they deserve it, but remember that our demented billionaire overclass wants to put dust on the air and rust in the ocean to stymie global warming. Not to mention the shit they want to put in our bodies. Nothing good happens when unrestrained ideologues decide what’s best for us.

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12. Sure – let them do it:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salting_the_earth
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13. When it rains it pours.

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14. Well, according to Obama, without the muslime contribution to science we never would have gotten to the moon. So, there is that.

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15. If India gets wind of this, they’ll run with the knowledge that urine contains salt. Oh, the humanity!