Parody of CNN Producer Directing the Jeffrey Toobin Interview

15 Comments on Parody of CNN Producer Directing the Jeffrey Toobin Interview

1. So the professed chicken choker volunteers at a food bank?🤢

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2. The insanity of the people on the left is…insane.

   But our insanity of continuing to tolerate the GOP establishment is even more insane.

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3. “Okay folks, let’s get this segment over and behind us so we can say we addressed his perversion, and then move on – never to mention it again.”

   “It only hurts for a little while Jeffrey. We need you back in the CNN club. Your lack of self control is good for the train wreck gawker audience.”

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4. So the professed chicken choker volunteers at a food bank?

   Different Tim: Hahaha! Yes, indeed! But he wore a mask, used hand sanitizer, and worries about climate change.

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5. Since Slo Joe is handing out free taxpayer money to anyone who doesn’t want to work, food banks have zero activity these days.

   I guess that’s a good thing, since that means the usual food bank clients didn’t have to interact with the chicken choking perv.

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6. This:

   https://babylonbee.com/news/toobin-gets-off-easy

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7. He couldn’t very well admit he worked at a spank bank.

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8. BHy hiring him again, CNN has given him a happy ending.

9. The guy is a typical, liberal ASSHOLE that hopes to whitewash all his asinine, stupid, unforgivable “oops, you caught me” moments.

   All the while, preying on the numb-minded, MSM loving, democratically indoctrinated imbeciles that love and wholeheartedly support anything and everything that is detrimental to America.

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10. Mom: What are you doing locked in there, son?

    Son: I’m just toobin into my sock.

    Mom: Oh, OK. It sounded like you were jerkin’ your gherkin.

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11. I wonder how much he paid to get dirt on Zucker…

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12. to liberals
    jerking the gherkin is preferable to mating with one of their own.
    have you ever seen a liberal women?
    ugly!

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13. CNN continues to do it’s part in seeing to it that society’s standards are brought to rock bottom. There is where they are not only comfortable but thrive.
    This is another clear indicator of just what loathsome scum we have in influential positions.
    The coarsening of society is part of their strategy.

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14. He spanked the puppy and now got a fistful of dollars.

15. CNN: The Clownfart News Network (where all the “news” smells funny) is the network of politically incestual Liars, Criminals and now Jerkoffs!