Republicans Laughed At Him. They Should. That’s Idiotic.
DailyWire: Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has assured us all that he has conservative priorities in mind. He says that his $1.1 trillion omnibus deal, which handed President Obama all of his key funding priorities, was a win for conservatism. We should, presumably, trust him – unless, of course, we think he’s getting rooked.
Which he is.
According to The Hill, Ryan told GOP colleagues recently that Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) had made him a promise. Even his fellow Republicans laughed at him. As The Hill reports: more
obtuse, naive, gullible, or democrat. Unworthy of office. And, btw, so are all the other ignorant buffoons who voted for him for speaker. ALL of them.
Paul Ryan Said Harry Reid Made Him a Promise
aka: Bag of Magic Beans
Reid said “I won’t cum in your mouth … I promise!”
Then he and Obola laughed like hyenas.
Ryan may have single handedly ended the GOP as a political party. Of course McConnell sure helped a lot.
The check’s in the mail, and Harry won’t do THAT in your mouth.
He grew the beard to hide behind it.
He knows he f?cked us over.
Traitor to his district.
Traitor to his state.
Traitor to his party.
Traitor to his country.
Traitor to humanity.
And Dingy’s second promise was he’d respect him in the morning. What a maroon!
Paul my friend, Harry Reid just slogged you with the pony’s slong he promised you for Christmas.
That’s why Ryan grew a beard. He turned his face into prison pussy.
Reminds me of Rubio believing Chuck Schumer in The Gang of Eight days that the Republicans would never win the Presidency again if they didn’t pass immigration reform. Nice of Shumer to be looking out for the Republicans……niave schmucks.
I don’t believe Reid promised him anything. I believe Ryan is simply lying.
I wonder how many MAGIC BEANS he gave Ryan?
It could really be meaningful; a pinky promise for all we know.
Wrote Ryan an IOU … and Ryan gets to suck the beans out of Obola’s ass …
Ryan got schlonged.
Upon further inspection, perhaps, in time, you’ll see that he is in on it… but this gives him an ever-so-minimal degree of separation and blame.
Future Ryan pronouncement: “But… but… Harry Reid promised!”
Paul, baby, you fu*ked up! You trusted the wrong man. Harry is so despicable that his own brother probably beat him senseless just last year. Next time, trust a cobra or a Nigerian official you met on the Internet but not Dingy Harry.
What was the promise? For Reid to use lubricant the next time he schlongs Ryano? Got news for you Ryano, the beard only cements your allegiance to the moo slimes and everyone allied against this country. One more thing- the fence around your abode and those around every other libtard domicile will not give the protection you thought it would when this mess you dunderheads stirred up boils over. If the thirdworlders don’t respect a nation’s sovereignty and that nation refuses to enforce its sovereignty, who do do you think will protect you and yours when the people you idiots let in start climbing your fence?
Actually, I believe Reid; he won’t filibuster a budget as long as Ryan gives him a budget with everything the Dims want. And he will.
Harry lied, Harry did, in his mouth.
It’s been a long time coming, actually. The dragon wakes slowly. But awake now it is.
It’s acceptable for Ryan to act relying on a promise from Harry Reid (a sociopathic lying criminal) the day Ryan can personally reimburse the nation for all damages incurred, if Reid in fact does lie to him.
He’s really stupid if he thinks any conservative even buys that BS.
All that he is, and he’s a no-good Liar peddling that stupid-ass alibi.
Tossing this in. LYIN’ RYAN!
http://moonbattery.com/?p=66844
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So he believes the guy who said his running mate Romney didn’t pay taxes. That 2012 ticket looks more pathetic every day, in retrospect. I had hoped he would have wised up after getting schlonged by Biden in the debate, but he still gets in the old man’s car for a candy bar.
I almost forgot about the debate. He let an imbecile like Biden walk all over him. That alone should disqualify him for an leadership position.
That’s why the GOP elites don’t wan Trump. They are out to destroy him. Patsy Ryan is a schmuck.
They’re prepping for a Trump Presidency by installing a dull tool who will be incapable of producing legislation worthy of Trump’s signature. But if Hickory wins, God forbid, the old men of the left in Congress will be leading little Eddie Munster around by the elbow from camera to camera with binders full of prog wet dreams for Hillary to spill her scotch on as she shakily scrawls her sig. And unlike that frightening time with Rick Lazio, she won’t be the least bit frightened when a younger man approaches her with a sheaf of papers.
I didn’t, and still don’t, fault Ryan for the Biden debate. Biden was a complete asshole and it’s difficult to deal with an asshole. But since then Ryan has been a complete disappointment.
And don’t forget: The truck will be here by Tuesday, I’ll have your dope in 20 minutes and the all time winner….Our service tech will be there between 8 and 5 tomorrow.
Nice of you but I sure do. That was when I knew that Obama was getting a second term.
Biden was a bigger asshole to Palin, IMO, and she dealt with him much more effectively. Ryan had game film from Biden’s 2008 debate, four years of that jerk-off’s “malarkey” and one debate to get inside the groper’s OODA loop. And all he did with it is come out there like he was sitting down with his rock star idol and roll over like Bernie Sanders. And this was after Romney wiped the floor with Barky the week before. It’s almost like Ryan was trying to level the playing field for Barky and slow the Romney momentum. And now the GOPe has him playing the same role in this Failure Theatre sequel.
Oh Good Grief, those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it. Never, never ever, trust a promise from a democrat in particular, nor a Rino GOPer in general.
Tip O’Neil promised Reagan massive spending cuts in exchange for a tax hike. The Taxes were hiked. And instead of spending cuts there were massive spending increases.
And let’s not forget, “If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.”
https://www.nationalreview.com/nrd/articles/336185/good-ol-tip .
Please note the RINOs who are still on the stage who heaped praise on Tip, who vilified Reagan at every opportunity.