When I walk out I look at my feet to make sure I’m not trailing toilet paper stuck to my heel.
Don’t know why I do it, must have done it before or seen someone else do it at one point. Nothing worse than having your skirt or dress tucked into the back of your underwear though Lol.
Don’t walk out smelling anyone else’s fingers, either.
😛
I never use a public restroom.
Wait, I just realized I never go out of my apartment.
Don’t stand on toilet if you don’t like to be high on pot.
Soap?
I hate to even point out how many men NEVER wash their hands.
*shudders*
I always give em the stink eye…
“I never use a public restroom.”
My ex had the same policy. Never used the school’s toilets as a child, either. Man, she could hold her business.
Having an extension to vacate my bladder did feel like unearned privilege around her.
Of course, it’s impossible to keep that record perfect as adult life goes on far from home. She was the first I ever knew of to perfect “the hover”.
————-
“Don’t walk out smelling anyone else’s fingers, either.”
OK. now we’re talking teenage boys meeting back up after one went on a date, aren’t we?
I for one wash my hands before peeing, know exactly where my dick has been, it’s my nasty hands that are dirty. FYI, urine is pretty much sterile, if you are healthy.
The flush/door handle, can’t touch that, use an elbow/towel.
Hate the blow dryers, saw some graffiti once:
“Press here for a brief message from Prez Obama.”
How do you OpenTheDoor without using your hands?
I hate blow dryers because of the noise. Can’t take loud, high-pitched sounds since I got back from the ‘Nam. Hurts my ears too much. Would rather air dry my hands or wipe ’em on my trousers before using one.
P.S. – Pro tip: Worried about germs on handles? If hand towels are available, dry your hands, then use one to open the door handle when you exit the restroom. Discard outside in the first trash receptacle you encounter.
🙂
May I suggest reading comp 101.
“The flush/door handle, can’t touch that, use an elbow/towel.”
As you pointed out, people don’t wash, the door handle is the WORST thing to touch.
@Dadof4: OK, who told you about my teenage years?
😉
So, I’m getting criticism on my comprehension from someone that is trying to justify being too lazy to wash his hands after using the bathroom?
Got it…
I’ll never have that problem because I wear Depends.
The difference between a gentleman and a mechanic?
A mechanic washes his hands BEFORE he takes a piss…
“I always give em the stink eye…”
Somebody thinks their shit don’t stink.
Did I strike a nerve OpenTheDoor?
According to your testimony, you handle your ‘junk,’ don’t wash you hands and then go about shaking hands, pushing a shopping cart, preparing food, eating, etc.
Oh, and urine is sterile? WTF?
I suppose doctors shouldn’t even bother wearing gloves when checking for a hernia…
I rest my case.
BWAHahaha, that’s rich coming from the man who admits he doesn’t know how to exit a bathroom without touching the absolutely, without a doubt, the nastiest thing in the room. Except maybe your “junk”, it must be a nasty cauldron brewing below your belt.
I never touch the door to exit a restroom; I always wait for someone to come in and then I go out.
A few months ago I was at TARGET and waited for someone to come in the Ladies’ Room. I waited and waited, then realized the store had closed.
I sure surprised the cleaning crew at Midnight. 🙂
As for the door, if I must touch it’s handle, it’s at the bottom away from obvious highly touched area. Also – only see handles on outside of doors and, like others, wash my dirty hands before touching anything under my clothes, then again afterwards. Peeing at Home Depot is always a two-wash thing.
Exiting, it’s a shoulder to the door. If the handle is on the inside then I have a paper towel or toilet paper between my skin and the handle that’s thrown away. Flushing, it’s with my shoe if there’s no auto-flush.
Every nurse I’ve met has confirmed urine is sterile. Don’t really care – I treat it like it’s not. It smells if it stays. ugh
Checking for a hernia means being mere centimeters from the a-hole. Not sterile there and that sh*t creeps. That fact is overlooked in the case you rested. The urine is not the big factor there but who would be ok with spreading it among your staff and other patients? They wear gloves all the time for pretty much everything they touch you for any way.
“@Dadof4: OK, who told you about my teenage years?”
Only had to assume you were male during your teenage years. 😉
A gent dining at an upscale restaurant happens to drop his soup spoon. His waiter notices, and quickly replaces it with one from his pocket. The diner is impressed, and asks where this practice originated. Waiter tells him its the result of a time-and-motion study to improve efficiency. Later, the diner notices a string hanging from the waiter’s zipper. Asking about it, the waiter informs him that it is tied to his “unit” so he can quickly use the urinal without having to touch himself; thereby saving the time needed to wash his hands. More results from said time-and-motion study. Again the diner is impressed. He puzzles over this through the main course, and calls the waiter over to order dessert. To satisfy his curiosity, he asks the waiter “I can see how using the string would let you pull it out without touching yourself. But how did they tell you to put it back in your trousers?” Waiter responds: “They didn’t – so I figured out that I could just use the soup spoon.”
Evidently some on this board can turn a doorknob with their penis…
Michelle 0bama’s on this thread???
I use a paper towel to open the door and I really hate public restrooms that don’t have a trash can near the doors. Bastids.
Been peeing standup for 60 something years, if you get urine on your hands:
Your hose is short
Your pressure’s low.
Stand up close,
And look below.
I wonder how many gays/guys mistake “the stink eye” for an ogle?
Number one rule for cismen in public toilets, No eye contact.
If there is no paper with which to open a jon door to exit, I either pull down my sweater sleeve to use or if I’m wearing short sleeves, I use the bottom of my top. I’ve even used the hem area of a dress to touch the handle.
DH and I were at a nice local restaurant. While waiting to be called to our table, I used the jon. As I exited a stall, another woman exited a stall. She proceeded to the mirror, fluffed her hair, opened the door and exited without touching water or even a wet cleansing nap. Gross.
When I got back to DH, he pointed out someone who he worked with who was standing and waiting with his wife. She will forever be remembered in our minds as a slob who didn’t wash her hands after peeing and wiping.
My private count is that only about 75% of women who use the jon before Mass wash their hands or wash their hands adequately before exiting the jon. I will not shake hands with anyone during the extending of peace hand shake unless I have a wet-nap in my purse to use before going up for Communion in the hand.
I find black women over a certain age are much more conscientious about hand washing than their Anglo counterparts.
OpenTheDoor, I really don’t care if you are uncouth, germ ridden, and uncivilized.
However, if we ever meet in person, please don’t offer to shake hands.
I thought the muzzies were bad.
Geez!
not to worry s holes… since i’m hoverin abovet the world like a god – i never wash anything… despite being a left-handed asswipe extraordinaire
I never shake hands, some people have so much junk funk they are worried about getting the ick on their hands.
I try and stay away from the marginally educated.
Bump elbows.
Pies is sterile. Studies have shown that touching metal items do not transmit germs. This thread is ripe with ocd commenters. Get a life.
When I walk out I look at my feet to make sure I’m not trailing toilet paper stuck to my heel.
Don’t know why I do it, must have done it before or seen someone else do it at one point. Nothing worse than having your skirt or dress tucked into the back of your underwear though Lol.
Don’t walk out smelling anyone else’s fingers, either.
😛
I never use a public restroom.
Wait, I just realized I never go out of my apartment.
Don’t stand on toilet if you don’t like to be high on pot.
Soap?
I hate to even point out how many men NEVER wash their hands.
*shudders*
I always give em the stink eye…
“I never use a public restroom.”
My ex had the same policy. Never used the school’s toilets as a child, either. Man, she could hold her business.
Having an extension to vacate my bladder did feel like unearned privilege around her.
Of course, it’s impossible to keep that record perfect as adult life goes on far from home. She was the first I ever knew of to perfect “the hover”.
————-
“Don’t walk out smelling anyone else’s fingers, either.”
OK. now we’re talking teenage boys meeting back up after one went on a date, aren’t we?
I for one wash my hands before peeing, know exactly where my dick has been, it’s my nasty hands that are dirty. FYI, urine is pretty much sterile, if you are healthy.
The flush/door handle, can’t touch that, use an elbow/towel.
Hate the blow dryers, saw some graffiti once:
“Press here for a brief message from Prez Obama.”
How do you OpenTheDoor without using your hands?
I hate blow dryers because of the noise. Can’t take loud, high-pitched sounds since I got back from the ‘Nam. Hurts my ears too much. Would rather air dry my hands or wipe ’em on my trousers before using one.
http://imgur.com/aCxoiaz
P.S. – Pro tip: Worried about germs on handles? If hand towels are available, dry your hands, then use one to open the door handle when you exit the restroom. Discard outside in the first trash receptacle you encounter.
🙂
May I suggest reading comp 101.
“The flush/door handle, can’t touch that, use an elbow/towel.”
As you pointed out, people don’t wash, the door handle is the WORST thing to touch.
@Dadof4: OK, who told you about my teenage years?
😉
So, I’m getting criticism on my comprehension from someone that is trying to justify being too lazy to wash his hands after using the bathroom?
Got it…
I’ll never have that problem because I wear Depends.
The difference between a gentleman and a mechanic?
A mechanic washes his hands BEFORE he takes a piss…
“I always give em the stink eye…”
Somebody thinks their shit don’t stink.
Did I strike a nerve OpenTheDoor?
According to your testimony, you handle your ‘junk,’ don’t wash you hands and then go about shaking hands, pushing a shopping cart, preparing food, eating, etc.
Oh, and urine is sterile? WTF?
I suppose doctors shouldn’t even bother wearing gloves when checking for a hernia…
I rest my case.
BWAHahaha, that’s rich coming from the man who admits he doesn’t know how to exit a bathroom without touching the absolutely, without a doubt, the nastiest thing in the room. Except maybe your “junk”, it must be a nasty cauldron brewing below your belt.
I never touch the door to exit a restroom; I always wait for someone to come in and then I go out.
A few months ago I was at TARGET and waited for someone to come in the Ladies’ Room. I waited and waited, then realized the store had closed.
I sure surprised the cleaning crew at Midnight. 🙂
As for the door, if I must touch it’s handle, it’s at the bottom away from obvious highly touched area. Also – only see handles on outside of doors and, like others, wash my dirty hands before touching anything under my clothes, then again afterwards. Peeing at Home Depot is always a two-wash thing.
Exiting, it’s a shoulder to the door. If the handle is on the inside then I have a paper towel or toilet paper between my skin and the handle that’s thrown away. Flushing, it’s with my shoe if there’s no auto-flush.
Every nurse I’ve met has confirmed urine is sterile. Don’t really care – I treat it like it’s not. It smells if it stays. ugh
Checking for a hernia means being mere centimeters from the a-hole. Not sterile there and that sh*t creeps. That fact is overlooked in the case you rested. The urine is not the big factor there but who would be ok with spreading it among your staff and other patients? They wear gloves all the time for pretty much everything they touch you for any way.
“@Dadof4: OK, who told you about my teenage years?”
Only had to assume you were male during your teenage years. 😉
A gent dining at an upscale restaurant happens to drop his soup spoon. His waiter notices, and quickly replaces it with one from his pocket. The diner is impressed, and asks where this practice originated. Waiter tells him its the result of a time-and-motion study to improve efficiency. Later, the diner notices a string hanging from the waiter’s zipper. Asking about it, the waiter informs him that it is tied to his “unit” so he can quickly use the urinal without having to touch himself; thereby saving the time needed to wash his hands. More results from said time-and-motion study. Again the diner is impressed. He puzzles over this through the main course, and calls the waiter over to order dessert. To satisfy his curiosity, he asks the waiter “I can see how using the string would let you pull it out without touching yourself. But how did they tell you to put it back in your trousers?” Waiter responds: “They didn’t – so I figured out that I could just use the soup spoon.”
Evidently some on this board can turn a doorknob with their penis…
Michelle 0bama’s on this thread???
I use a paper towel to open the door and I really hate public restrooms that don’t have a trash can near the doors. Bastids.
Been peeing standup for 60 something years, if you get urine on your hands:
Your hose is short
Your pressure’s low.
Stand up close,
And look below.
I wonder how many gays/guys mistake “the stink eye” for an ogle?
Number one rule for cismen in public toilets, No eye contact.
If there is no paper with which to open a jon door to exit, I either pull down my sweater sleeve to use or if I’m wearing short sleeves, I use the bottom of my top. I’ve even used the hem area of a dress to touch the handle.
DH and I were at a nice local restaurant. While waiting to be called to our table, I used the jon. As I exited a stall, another woman exited a stall. She proceeded to the mirror, fluffed her hair, opened the door and exited without touching water or even a wet cleansing nap. Gross.
When I got back to DH, he pointed out someone who he worked with who was standing and waiting with his wife. She will forever be remembered in our minds as a slob who didn’t wash her hands after peeing and wiping.
My private count is that only about 75% of women who use the jon before Mass wash their hands or wash their hands adequately before exiting the jon. I will not shake hands with anyone during the extending of peace hand shake unless I have a wet-nap in my purse to use before going up for Communion in the hand.
I find black women over a certain age are much more conscientious about hand washing than their Anglo counterparts.
OpenTheDoor, I really don’t care if you are uncouth, germ ridden, and uncivilized.
However, if we ever meet in person, please don’t offer to shake hands.
I thought the muzzies were bad.
Geez!
not to worry s holes… since i’m hoverin abovet the world like a god – i never wash anything… despite being a left-handed asswipe extraordinaire
I never shake hands, some people have so much junk funk they are worried about getting the ick on their hands.
I try and stay away from the marginally educated.
Bump elbows.
Pies is sterile. Studies have shown that touching metal items do not transmit germs. This thread is ripe with ocd commenters. Get a life.