CBS:
WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. (CBS/AP) — Police are searching a woman they say urinated on potatoes at a Walmart in western Pennsylvania. Police released surveillance images of the woman on their website. MORE HERE
h/t Cakes.
Pennsylvania Woman Wanted For Urinating On Potatoes At Walmart
Bitch turned herself in yesterday
Did she? What was her excuse? It was ‘the thing’ to do? GROSS!
Maybe she should have a spud shoved in her pee hole.
I’m not mad at walmart but I wish they would let management handle business better than they do.
And that includes keeping some of their employees from acting like jackals. *cough* north las vegas walmart *cough*
Maximum sentences with jail time included or this kind of thing spreads and becomes a fad.
She was trying out a new recipe for making potatoes hog rotten.
What the Hell is wrong with people?
PEE-TATOS. yum.
She looks nice.
Some of these types actually vote in elections, every wonder how we end up with weird types in office.
Convict her of a felony so she can’t vote. I am sure contaminating the food supply should work.
@ MJA JULY 31, 2019 AT 3:51 PM
IIRC claims she was blind drunk at the time
“Pennsylvania Woman Wanted For Urinating On Potatoes…”
sadly, 16 women called the TV station, wanting to apply for the job. ‘I can do dat’
Pig
She really put the pee in the potatoes.
Must be a Florida transplant.
Just marking her territory. That is acceptable in her home country.
Good grief. Do I have to start worrying about the cucumbers now?
You usually have to pay extra for that.
JDHasty – oh wonderful. She probably drove, too.
The next logical step after licking the ice cream. The cold makes you have to pee.
Scratches potatoes off of the grocery list……
We have to treat walmart and other large box stores as if we are visiting the doctor’s office. lol
If it’s not sealed, in plastic or in a box, don’t buy it.
Don’t touch your face or hair until after you get home and wash your hands.
And change your clothes right away.
Don’t complain about the wax they put on fruit. lol
Hey, spuds are dirty and you wash them first anyway, right? Look at all that shit fertilizer spread on the ground. Her pee is probably healthier for you than monsanto’s shit.
Keto — I’m safe.
“Every bone in her crotch—that’s what I’m gonna break.”
She mumbled something about ‘eat every potatoe and pee on your plate’
She should be sentenced to drink a cup of her own urine.
A wannabee Rachel Dolezal?
“Girl, urine trouble now.”
@toby miles July 31, 2019 at 4:20 pm
“Pennsylvania Woman Wanted For Urinating On Potatoes…”
sadly, 16 women called the TV station, wanting to apply for the job. ‘I can do dat’
That’s hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
On a scale of 1 to ten she’s an 8 as in urinate.
Drunken bint… that’s MY LOCAL WAL-MART!!! 🤬🤬🤬
A toothbrush, a cup, a bar of soap are her tools to clean the toilets, floors and fixtures, where this miscreant perpetrated her crime.
After that put her in a car and take her to a rest area on the local highway and do those toilets as well.
send her to jail and make her peel potatoes for her entire sentence.
and the things I pay good money for,,,
If I was a judge I would also do what some parents have done with their kids. Make this disgusting loser wear a sign outside the Walmart for a month after her jail sentence that says ‘I will not food tamper by urinating on potatoes in this Walmart or anywhere else’. Let people get the opportunity to share their thoughts on her behavior.
Did she lick the potatoes first? Or afterwards?
I thought licking food items and putting them back on the shelf was the current bizzaro fad among the society’s weirdos.
And to think Dan Quail got his ass reamed for reading the card that had “potatoe” mis-spelled.
LICKING 1st
PISSING 2nd
SHIT on the food next…
Do you know what waiters and waitresses do to your food orders before they bring them to your table?
This is small potatoes. Seriously.