😂🤣😄
From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: In what it calls “the most egregious example of animal abuse in history,” PETA is demanding an investigation into the former Obama Administration’s use of a team of seals in the 2011 operation to take out bin Laden.
“How did we not know about this at the time?!” An outraged PETA spokesman asked.
“To put these majestic animals at risk – flying them by helicopter into Pakistan, supplying them with weapons of war – it’s just egregious!”
Several Hollywood celebrities took to Twitter to echo demands that the Department of Justice open an investigation in the abuse of seals for such a dangerous mission.
“America, if you love animals, you should be furious,” tweeted celebrity activist Alyssa Milano. “I refuse to raise my children in a country that would abuse these precious, beautiful animals.” more here
And coyotes bringing minor children across the Mexican border! What is this world coming to?!
Makes much better sense now, I thought it was seals as in jar seals, bag seals, engine seals.
Hey, PETA! How about those nasty Trump lovers sending a horde of chimps to harrass Joey Biden in Pennsylvania?
I’m opening a coyote tack shop.
I’m just waiting for the Coke machine to be delivered…
Wow, I better keep my mouth shut about all the camels I used to smoke.
…maybe they were Christmas Seals to maximize Muzzie butthurt as well..
https://www.lung.org/get-involved/ways-to-give/christmas-seals
I couldn’t even begin to tell you how many falcons and mustangs have been involved in traffic accidents.
Oh deer.
Answerman Cooper
OCTOBER 24, 2020 AT 7:12 PM
“Oh deer.”
…yeah, they make THEM farm.
Wait until they find out that Canuckistan’s former Governor General ate raw seal heart that was clubbed to death by our Native Inuit people a few years ago.
That’s a pretty politically correct/incorrect alphabet soup right there.
I would be fun to see PETA freezing their asses of in the high arctic trying to get first nations tribes to grow soy and warm their igloos with solar power.
Just wait til they see what’s being done with dolphins…….
You think this is funny? They also associate Chelsea Handler and Amy Schumer with ‘comedy’.
“…How did we not know about this at the time?!” An outraged PETA spokesman asked…”
“To put these majestic animals at risk – flying them by helicopter into Pakistan, supplying them with weapons of war – it’s just egregious!…”
Stated in the spirit of The Babylon Bee.
Poor Caterpillars having to move all that dirt.
I was a “suite” for 30 years. But I picked fruit as a kid to pay for college. In college I washed dishes for$. I clearly am,and have been for 70+ years a “CHUMP”
! I can not believe how little “our betters” know of the real world.
I had “Froggy” friends 60 years ago; have had a few SEAL friends the last 40 yers..
No wonder GWB looked down his nose at me!Yet that snob said he is my better! Which justifies lookin down his nose!
There’s room for all of Gods’ creatures….right next to the mashed potatoes.
Quit using ducks to make duck tape.
…and just think of all the poor Naugas they butchered to use their hyde to make Mom’s furniture…
https://www.naugahyde.com/
Don’t forget to feed the mouse that’s chained to your computer. Slave keeper!
FREE THE MICE!
I did by purchasing a wireless mouse.
No chains on my mouse…
Don’t forget the whales being exploited by the casino industry.
Shouldn’t PETA be more concerned about Jeffrey Toobin flogging the dolphin live on TV?
TRF
OCTOBER 24, 2020 AT 8:05 PM
“Shouldn’t PETA be more concerned about Jeffrey Toobin flogging the dolphin live on TV?”
…well, it was more of a sardine by all accounts, so to the extent size matters, and the ladies seem to think it DOES, well…
@Supernightshade —
So, Toobin was
choking the chickenbuffing the bantam?Cameltoe Harris! What was Joe thinking!
Uncle Al
OCTOBER 24, 2020 AT 8:21 PM
“So, Toobin was choking the chicken buffing the bantam?”
…or caressing the Cornish…
What did they expect, for the special forces to be sent in? I cant imagine retarded people doing any better than seals.
“I’m opening a coyote tack shop.
I’m just waiting for the Coke machine to be delivered…”
Lol, good one. Did everyone know that Revolver dropped a link to the alleged Hunter Biden sex tape? I could only watch like two minutes. Production values are terrible.
Grainy, indistinct. There’s a real sense of dafeet to it. 😀
Seal blubber gives me gas.
@Margot: That explains Hunter’s severe case of Atheletes D**K.
Tony R, lol, you have no idea how right you are. If it’s really Hunter on the tape.
Dianny is giving those BEE people a good run for their money! Of curse, so are all the commenters on this thread!
Was Jeff Toobin “floggin the fish” or “caressing the carp” or “teasing the tuna” or “ticklin the trout” or “grabbin the guppy” or “stranglin the salmon” or “slappin the shark” or “fingerin the flounder” or “massagin the mussel” … OK … enough …
Poor animals …
izlamo delenda est …