Diogenes’ Middle Finger: Reuters has reported President-elect 46* has been informed he picked former primary opponent and staunch surrogate Mayor Pete Buttigieg to be his Transportation Secretary, with the important task of insuring a good ride and filling nation’s potholes. How Buttigieg serving two terms as mayor of small town South Bend Indiana qualifies as valuable knowledge on transportation issues is only our guess. read more
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Before my Petey B fills the nation’s potholes, he’s going to first fill my unbleached elastic starfish!
Why did my Petey B cross the road?
To get to my unbleached elastic starfish!
Oh great! 4 more years of this! ^^^^^
I’m willing to use him to fill some pot holes. I don’t expect much coverage, but there is the balance of the DNC.
Mayor Pete of South Bend as the new Transportation “head’ just renamed the Indiana Turnpike as the “Hershey Highway”!!!
He’s being put on place as a distraction. Just follow the billions the left will loot on this bozo’s watch.
Well good choice.
He likes to have his holes filled from what he has told us.
@Unsung Hero:
We in Indiana (except for South Bend) DO NOT associate with this horrible approximation of a human being!
Insert numerous “filling holes” comments here: ______________
Will he use the back door to get to his office?
Still more masculine that Justine Turdeau.
Asphalt will get a new recipe, more color choices and be renamed Ass Fault…
@TRF: Buttigieg is so dumb he thinks asphalt is bowel trouble.
Highway center lines will now be painted in rainbow colors.
“The old dirt road” is finally going to get plowed!!!
“Biden…will sign an executive order the day he is sworn in to require Americans to wear masks on buses and trains crossing state lines…”
Guess who would be enforcing that? I reckon we should be glad Coughing Joe dropped his plan to make us wear masks while droving on the interstate…for now, anyway. Until he gets the Interstate TSA fully staffed.
Dan Ryan Galt, the back door to his office will be called the Poop Chute.
To avoid any more of the starfish guy, I am desperate enough to suggest that we grind Pete up finely and use him in the literal since to fill the holes in the road.
…In Minecraft.
I understand the brothers ain’t buying it.
Maybe he’s Polish and likes the old Pollock joke, “Did you hear about the Pollock who thought that asphalt meant that he had rectum trouble.” A friend of mines dad told me that one when I was a teenager.
I got new tires recently. I now sound like a qualified candidate for Transportation Secretary.
He night think Azz Valting is a new olympic sport.
Am I missing something? Who the hell is CUE Starfish? He’s like a boil on your ass or if you’re Petey B up your ass.
Heard that Mayor Petey B. really loves Peterbilt Semis and plans to give them the right of way over all other trucks in Indiana, except for Dykes on Bikes, who are preferred even over Peterbilts.
@Miss Kitty
I think it’s CUE Starfish who takes it up his Hershey Highway, which is 12 lanes wide, big enough for 12 Peterbilt semis at a time. No tiny gerbils for Mr. CUE Starfish.
(Sick stuff, I know, but Starfish loves the abuse).
Pothole Pete, filling potholes and assholes, one hole at a time.
Look for Peter Butt to implement forced oral busing on the nation’s HIV lanes.