Who wants to smack the crap out of people that make Geico commercials?
Me
Don’t be condescending!
I’d smack his little smarmy butt so hard that by the time he stopped rolling his clothes would be out of style …………. oh, wait – they already are.
I’d hit him so hard he would regret never growing old from the perpetual pain he’d experience.
It was cute the first few times it was shown. It’s quite a bit worn out and old now. What really irks me has always been the incorrect lyric sung in “You Make Me Feel so Young”.
Not only would I like to smack Peter but I would also like to use a phone book to turn the Geico Gecko into a green glob.
I always hit mute when a commercial comes on. So I have no idea what the brat
Says. I rarely watch live tv. I like to record and watch the show later. Blasting
Thru commercials.
I can’t think of any show I must see. TV really sucks.
I refuse to watch any show that does not end that day.
I know people that sit on their ass week after week to
See Mad Men or a show like that.
I waited till the show ended and bought it on disk.
I know why we are fat and lazy. It’s tv and video games.
You sit on your fat ass for both.
And the Liberty mutual…all the State Farm commercials
That commercial was never cute. The little brat was annoying from the get go. If I had GEICO insurance I’d dump it and go with another company.
However, if they made a follow up commercial where Phil and Jo Ann smack the crap out of Peter the Brat. Then say, ” You smack the crap out of little brats, that’s what you do…..” I might reconsider.
A new version of an old joke, What’s red and green and goes 100 MPH? The Geico gecko in a blender. And why would anyone want GEICO insurance anyway since it stands for Govt. Employee Insurance Company. I also can’t stand Flo and the Progressive Insurance commercials, she reminds me of Fran Drescher on nasal steroids.
I change the channel the second it comes on. Same with those Liberty Mutual ones. I can’t stand the gimme attitude of the childish idiots that think the world should pay for their stupidity.
Triple ditto,
Thank heaven for the mute button. I use it frequently, especially now that Orca is on every fifteen minutes preaching Weight Watchers. Never could stand that bitch.
The Subaru dog commercials are good. I like this Sears optical one also…
The mute button gets a lot of use around my house just because most of the crap on TV is annoying as Hell and it’s not just the commercials. And I saw that Oprah commercial with the sound off last night. She reminds me of that old bumper sticker, Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick.
Notice how when they want you to hate him PP is played by a boy Instead of a scrawny 20 year old woman. Although I think Miley Cyrus a d GEICO missed a big opportunity here.
Worst commercial ever. Is there a law that states insurance companies MUST have obnoxious advertising??
15 minutes of program and 14 minutes of annoying commercials.
Like I want to use x-lax and Viagra at the same time.
recording programs and using fast forward almost makes watching television enjoyable. almost.
I’d like to BBQ Maxwell the Pig, too.
Smack him???
Fuck that. I ever see that kid on the street, I will destroy his balls while I enjoy the sound of his screams.
Direct TV has some good ones- “Gimme some of that Smotch” cracks me up every time!
I would so put that little shit in a head lock, Dutch rub his little curly noggin then pink belly him into tears.
I love my DVR.
OTD,
I think you and I are pretty much on the same page, although I think you’re more forgiving than I am….
See my post above.
AND, I’d force him to pull my finger.
Around here, we call her Okra, a slimy vegetable that can grow too big to be any good.
You’re talking about it, aren’t you? Thus it works, so thanks to idiotic articles like this we will get more stupid commercials like that!
I know I’m swimming upstream here, but I think the commercial is hilarious and I laugh every time I see it. Having said that, though, I would never buy their insurance.
I would’ve just shanked him or cut his throat. it’s quieter, same volume of blood though. just say’n
5 liters
In an average healthy adult, the volume of blood is about one-eleventh of the body weight. Most sources state the volume of blood in an average human adult, who is between 150 to 160 pounds, as between 4.7 and 5 liters, although the more recent sources state the volume of blood in an average adult as 4.7 liters
Well, I think he’s cute …
I don’t turn the channel when this commercial comes on because I laugh every time I watch it. Geico did a great job picking the most obnoxious little shit they could find. (Can you imagine the auditions?!) I predict this kid will get a lot more work and maybe his own TV show.
Well Billy, I certainly hope you’re wrong.
I want to see his career go absolutely nowhere, and
get his ass kicked randomly on the street by people like me who are sick of seeing his ugly fucking face.
Funny the first few times. After the 800th, not so much. They have 50 ads going at once, but they over play this one. Sheesh.
If I have to pick a Geico ad I can tolerate, it’s the Screaming Goat one.
Because of the sheer number of them, all of their ads should be 20 seconds or less. lol
The goat ones are great! ?
“Don’t walk away from me…” lolol
I agree. That kid is gonna go far, but not as a singer.
Bill: “Hey, Peter! I’m great. Beautiful wife, three kids, seven grandchildren. How ‘about you? You’re what, 68 and still can’t see an R-rated movie, buy a drink, vote or get laid? No wonder you’re such an obnoxious little jerk.”
Geez, I don’t have anything against the boy actor who played PP. I hope he isn’t typecast as a brat. Unless by chance he is a real brat and that wasn’t acting.
I just dislike the tale the adults dreamed up. It’s in the same class as the democrat commercials wherein they had small children spouting every 4 letter word in the English language .
DVR on fast-forward or mute. That’s how I deal with TV commercials. They lost me when they started playing the same 15-second or 30-second commercials back-to-back or the same commercial on all six breaks. The worst are the Discovery Networks endless self-promotions or the Mesothelioma ads.
It turns out these are all collected on YouTube (what isn’t?)
That particular ad bothers me, because it’s more about HER than the product. Somehow, she made it an info-mercial about herself.
“I was at the head of the class…” As in, her problem with weight issues surpasses the rest of your problems. Geez. She just comes off so victimized- yet- conceited with everything she does.
She’s so off-putting.
The kid is of course supposed to an obnoxious turd and he nails it. I laugh every single time. Especially the “you don’t look a day over 70, amiright?” And the look on the lady’s face. Gold!
Now those Progressive commercials, I want to pull an Elvis an shoot my TV.
Gross ad. And the horrible thing is…it was meant to be annoying. Horrible kid actor.
The Peter Pan Geico commercial is marketing gold. Viewers either like it or hate it. The reaction doesn’t really matter, because if the name “Gieco” pops up in the viewers thoughts every time the commercial airs or mentioned then, mission accomplished.
I actually like the commercial despite the fact it promotes a leftist crony company. The actor is perfect as the malignant narcissist, Peter Pan. Great casting.
You just want to smack that kid into next week!
Who wants to smack the crap out of people that make Geico commercials?
Me
Don’t be condescending!
I’d smack his little smarmy butt so hard that by the time he stopped rolling his clothes would be out of style …………. oh, wait – they already are.
I’d hit him so hard he would regret never growing old from the perpetual pain he’d experience.
It was cute the first few times it was shown. It’s quite a bit worn out and old now. What really irks me has always been the incorrect lyric sung in “You Make Me Feel so Young”.
Not only would I like to smack Peter but I would also like to use a phone book to turn the Geico Gecko into a green glob.
Here’s the best version:
I darn near pee’d my pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQzLVUCZ-mY
I always hit mute when a commercial comes on. So I have no idea what the brat
Says. I rarely watch live tv. I like to record and watch the show later. Blasting
Thru commercials.
I can’t think of any show I must see. TV really sucks.
I refuse to watch any show that does not end that day.
I know people that sit on their ass week after week to
See Mad Men or a show like that.
I waited till the show ended and bought it on disk.
I know why we are fat and lazy. It’s tv and video games.
You sit on your fat ass for both.
And the Liberty mutual…all the State Farm commercials
That commercial was never cute. The little brat was annoying from the get go. If I had GEICO insurance I’d dump it and go with another company.
However, if they made a follow up commercial where Phil and Jo Ann smack the crap out of Peter the Brat. Then say, ” You smack the crap out of little brats, that’s what you do…..” I might reconsider.
A new version of an old joke, What’s red and green and goes 100 MPH? The Geico gecko in a blender. And why would anyone want GEICO insurance anyway since it stands for Govt. Employee Insurance Company. I also can’t stand Flo and the Progressive Insurance commercials, she reminds me of Fran Drescher on nasal steroids.
I change the channel the second it comes on. Same with those Liberty Mutual ones. I can’t stand the gimme attitude of the childish idiots that think the world should pay for their stupidity.
Triple ditto,
Thank heaven for the mute button. I use it frequently, especially now that Orca is on every fifteen minutes preaching Weight Watchers. Never could stand that bitch.
The Subaru dog commercials are good. I like this Sears optical one also…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOeWFBy75A
.
The mute button gets a lot of use around my house just because most of the crap on TV is annoying as Hell and it’s not just the commercials. And I saw that Oprah commercial with the sound off last night. She reminds me of that old bumper sticker, Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick.
Jackknife..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrrI1696DPc
.
Notice how when they want you to hate him PP is played by a boy Instead of a scrawny 20 year old woman. Although I think Miley Cyrus a d GEICO missed a big opportunity here.
Worst commercial ever. Is there a law that states insurance companies MUST have obnoxious advertising??
15 minutes of program and 14 minutes of annoying commercials.
Like I want to use x-lax and Viagra at the same time.
recording programs and using fast forward almost makes watching television enjoyable. almost.
I’d like to BBQ Maxwell the Pig, too.
Smack him???
Fuck that. I ever see that kid on the street, I will destroy his balls while I enjoy the sound of his screams.
Direct TV has some good ones- “Gimme some of that Smotch” cracks me up every time!
I would so put that little shit in a head lock, Dutch rub his little curly noggin then pink belly him into tears.
I love my DVR.
OTD,
I think you and I are pretty much on the same page, although I think you’re more forgiving than I am….
See my post above.
AND, I’d force him to pull my finger.
Around here, we call her Okra, a slimy vegetable that can grow too big to be any good.
You’re talking about it, aren’t you? Thus it works, so thanks to idiotic articles like this we will get more stupid commercials like that!
I know I’m swimming upstream here, but I think the commercial is hilarious and I laugh every time I see it. Having said that, though, I would never buy their insurance.
I would’ve just shanked him or cut his throat. it’s quieter, same volume of blood though. just say’n
5 liters
In an average healthy adult, the volume of blood is about one-eleventh of the body weight. Most sources state the volume of blood in an average human adult, who is between 150 to 160 pounds, as between 4.7 and 5 liters, although the more recent sources state the volume of blood in an average adult as 4.7 liters
Well, I think he’s cute …
I don’t turn the channel when this commercial comes on because I laugh every time I watch it. Geico did a great job picking the most obnoxious little shit they could find. (Can you imagine the auditions?!) I predict this kid will get a lot more work and maybe his own TV show.
Well Billy, I certainly hope you’re wrong.
I want to see his career go absolutely nowhere, and
get his ass kicked randomly on the street by people like me who are sick of seeing his ugly fucking face.
Funny the first few times. After the 800th, not so much. They have 50 ads going at once, but they over play this one. Sheesh.
If I have to pick a Geico ad I can tolerate, it’s the Screaming Goat one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cTH7a-PUrg
.
Because of the sheer number of them, all of their ads should be 20 seconds or less. lol
The goat ones are great! ?
“Don’t walk away from me…” lolol
I agree. That kid is gonna go far, but not as a singer.
Bill: “Hey, Peter! I’m great. Beautiful wife, three kids, seven grandchildren. How ‘about you? You’re what, 68 and still can’t see an R-rated movie, buy a drink, vote or get laid? No wonder you’re such an obnoxious little jerk.”
Geez, I don’t have anything against the boy actor who played PP. I hope he isn’t typecast as a brat. Unless by chance he is a real brat and that wasn’t acting.
I just dislike the tale the adults dreamed up. It’s in the same class as the democrat commercials wherein they had small children spouting every 4 letter word in the English language .
DVR on fast-forward or mute. That’s how I deal with TV commercials. They lost me when they started playing the same 15-second or 30-second commercials back-to-back or the same commercial on all six breaks. The worst are the Discovery Networks endless self-promotions or the Mesothelioma ads.
It turns out these are all collected on YouTube (what isn’t?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64cBC3IgcCw
That particular ad bothers me, because it’s more about HER than the product. Somehow, she made it an info-mercial about herself.
“I was at the head of the class…” As in, her problem with weight issues surpasses the rest of your problems. Geez. She just comes off so victimized- yet- conceited with everything she does.
She’s so off-putting.
The kid is of course supposed to an obnoxious turd and he nails it. I laugh every single time. Especially the “you don’t look a day over 70, amiright?” And the look on the lady’s face. Gold!
Now those Progressive commercials, I want to pull an Elvis an shoot my TV.
Gross ad. And the horrible thing is…it was meant to be annoying. Horrible kid actor.
The Peter Pan Geico commercial is marketing gold. Viewers either like it or hate it. The reaction doesn’t really matter, because if the name “Gieco” pops up in the viewers thoughts every time the commercial airs or mentioned then, mission accomplished.
I actually like the commercial despite the fact it promotes a leftist crony company. The actor is perfect as the malignant narcissist, Peter Pan. Great casting.
You just want to smack that kid into next week!
My absolute favorite wacky commercials are from, “Little Caesar’s Pizza”.
This one’s really funny;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FUuKoI_SMVQ .
Judging from the latest one, Miss Progressive (Stephanie Courtney) has whaled up. Pity. I liked her.