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A legendary surfer and actor known for his role in “Pirates Of The Caribbean” was killed in a shark attack in Honolulu, Hawaii on Sunday.
Honolulu’s emergency services were unable to save Tamayo Perry, 49, after he was attacked by a shark while surfing off the island of Oahu at around 1 p.m. Sunday, according to the BBC. Shayne Enright, spokeswoman for Honolulu Ocean Safety and for The Honolulu Medical Services Office, confirmed Perry’s death in a press statement after paramedics used jet skis to bring him back to shore. MORE
Spencer Milligan, 1937-2024. He was Rick Marshall on Land of the Lost.
The thing about a shark, it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
not being at the top of the food chain sucks
Experts will tell you that sharks don’t like the taste of humans, because they are too bony. Surfers, fishermen and lifeguards tend to be thinner than the average American. Naturally, when it comes to sailors, sharks will spit out the seamen. So when all the fatties on the beach go into the water it will change the whole dynamic. Sharks will accidentally attack elephant seals thinking they are humans.
Naturally, when it comes to sailors, sharks will spit out the seamen.
So toss ’em an inflatable sex doll and see whut they do…
Shark Singing: Human heads. Human heads. Rolly, polly, human heads. Human heads. Human heads. Eat them up … yummm.
Eaten alive, with no one around to help — what a horrible, painful, terrifying way to die. Since it’s Hawaii, I’m thinkin’ tiger shark.