NYP:
Suns out, buns out!
We’re midway through a scorching summer and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is back to quench our thirst.
Since 1964, the mag has been putting out steamy photos of the boldest bombshells on the planet. The 2021 issue — on newsstands Thursday — showcases SI’s most diverse group of women to date, which includes a slew of plus-size catwalkers and a 57-year-old stunner.
This year’s three cover stars are tennis great Naomi Osaka, Megan Thee Stallion (the first rapper to appear on the cover of the issue) and Leyna Bloom, the first trans woman to appear in the issue and on the cover.
While past issues have featured bikini babes posing in exotic locales from Switzerland to China — Kate Upton even once posed among penguins in Antarctica — the 2020 pandemic curtailed international travel. So, all of this year’s sexy shoots took place stateside at Hard Rock Hotel locations in California, Florida and Atlantic City. more here
Not even going to.
I did. OMGoodness.
Are these people clueless…or maybe their T in in the 200s?
Hell maybe single digits. I felt mine dropping after 20 seconds watching that land whale.
I’m not against ‘healthy’ girls in swimsuits, but “sloppy” ones are not cute. As for the regular people in swimsuits, I don’t care what size you are, find one that FITS.
Attention architects – Starting immediately, increase your safety factor when designing cat walks by 4X!
Saw a lotta butts at the beach this week but if they looked like that I sure didn’t look long. 🙄
BTW, where is the swimsuit edition with MEN on the cover?
Yeah, where are the underweight sharp-boned models with huge dicks?
Where are the beer-bellied oily, hairy, men with the combovers?
Why are the women only allowed to be ‘diverse’? Bring on the trans-men!
Come on now. Fair is fair.
Please. Everyone. Stop wearing thongs. It’s just gross. lol
Can you imagine? Your friend says, “I brought you an extra swimsuit you can borrow.” And it’s a thong-kini. Eewwwww.
@MJA… isn’t that what Liz Cheney is trying to accomplish?
Cat walks?
More like dairy gangways…
Went to an office cream shop a few times this week. Lovely woman who wore a Nine Line T-shirt every day was the manager.
My kinda girl. 😀
Ice cream. 😵 Is it my new phone? 🤬
Must make my ass look big.
The Claw of Bluegrass –
I wouldn’t be surprised if the dumb bint is part owner of SI.
What’s nice about being a really REALLY big oversized plus-size model is that you get to sit around on your fat ass all day, eat whatever you want, never exercise, and get paid huge amounts of money while you travel the world just for trying to pass off a pup tent as sexy lingerie. Easy work if you can get it.
1) So now a dude is on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. Is there nothing women can do that men can’t do better?
2) “Opening eyes. Speaking truths. Changing minds.” That’s SI’s tagline on the cover. Well, SI, I’m averting my eyes. The truth I’m speaking is that you’ve put a dude on the cover. And as for changing my mind–nope, especially not about not buying your magazine.
I’m going to try and find a bright side of this..
At least Kamala’s step daughter wasn’t in the group.
A bit ago, some woman on TV as trying to slam men because they’re anti woman, and in her next breath she was promoting hookers. LOL.
As for the porn mags, she defended them by saying they were artistic just like Ruben’s paintings. I LOL’d.
There’s a huge difference between a partially covered nude surrounded by flowers and silky sheets and one that’s spread eagle on a toilet eating a plantain.
People are so fucking stupid.
WTF does this have to do with sports?
MissInMi – She’d be in a hand crocheted one. lol
“Sports Castrated Whale Watch Issue”
There, I fixed it.
@ǝpɐɥsʇɥɓᴉuɹǝdnS,
WTF does this have to do with sports?
Well, hunting is a sport, and this is the result of eating all the water buffalo. They have become what they eat.
So runway models sizes were originally chosen so the clothes drape a certain way and essentially you could have one size produced with little or no alterations needed. The girls who fit that bill got the jobs.
Since it’s all about feelings now, when is the NBA or the NFL going to give the average athletic guy, trans or short obese guy a spot so all the aging weekend warriors will feel better about their genetics and life choices??????
I’ve seen girls fatter than those at Walmart.
(not in swimsuits)
Should have gotten Joy Behar, Schtuppie Goldbird, and Rosie O’Donnell to pose nekkid for em!
And Moose Obola!
Might as well make EVERYBODY puke.
izlamo delenda est …
I don’t like big butts! I cannot lie!
SI “Harpoon” issue
FAT WOMAN PRETENDING TO BE SEXY
@MJA
Dear sweet baby Jesus!
Not enough bleach in the world to erase that mental image.🤮
I can’t wait until the NFL cheerleaders are forced to put the heifers on top of the pyramid.
Reminds me of when Wapo sold Newsweek for one dollar.
Next year I hope they take photos at the beach.
Should they get caught in a strong tide, they hefty ones can double as floatation devices for the smaller ones.
But seriously, as a not so svelte person myself, I am not sure whether to say ‘congratulations’ to them or “Thar she blows!”
Supernightshade,….I’m thinking harpooning is now a sport?
“We are all individuals, There’s never going to be another me.”
If she lost 150 pounds, there could be enough to make another you.
Ewwwww!
To make up for it, NEXT year will be the skinny issue. 🤔
Skinny, TRANNY, issue. 🤮
I bought the issue just for the free bucket that comes with it!
The Cover Girl was quoted “I can’t lay on the beach anymore because people keep trying to push me into the water. “
Funny, I thought weight gain also added to the bust. I guess not.
Hm, I wonder if Playboy or Penthouse fall in line ? 😉
[Kung Flu]
G-ROSS!
Thongs are unattractive. Those new swimsuits that are almost thongs are horrible.
With M. Thee Stallion on the cover SI now stands for Skanks International.
When is a boy a girl and how would you know
If anything’s changed above or below
What’s been altered and what’s been enhanced
Who’s wearing the brassiere and who’s wearing the pants
“Sports Illustrated’s 2021 Swimsuit Issue Is Here”
And it can stay over THERE!
I canx’d my SI subscription last year because of the Jersey parade in that swimsuit edition. In fact, I mailed it back to them! Prior to that … I have my copy of every swimsuit edition printed. I realize fat girls have feelings too … but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to see them in a bikini in SI. YGTBFSM!!
Cow-walks, not catwalks.
What’s the opposite of “butter face”?
One. Two. Three. Four. You’re gonna fall, through the floor!
Lard Core Pornography
Kinda fucked up that Victoria’s secret is stealing Lane Bryant’s business.
When you realize that those bikinis aren’t really thongs.
The material is just under so much stress that it is forced up the butt crack.
It ain’t easy being cheesy.
Like the old bumper sticker said, Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick.
Just reminded , I need to slop the pigs!
Wow, a lot of rude, judgemental comments here. I have always preferred petite, but I would much rather look at a BBW with a pretty face than some freak trangender sick puke.
Just my humble opinion
It’s understood beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but there used to be a concensus of a societal definition of beauty.
A reference/guide for modeling to frame a higher standard used to exist.
It was in conjunction with the pursuit of a higher quality of life for everyone.
Gangly, obese and deformed physiques or the incorrect gender for a style of clothing were not included for that reason.
Like everything socialism mandates and controls for example, this bizarre SI edition, the standard of living deteriorates. Society is forced to settle for an uninspired mish-mash, virtue signaling, substandard imagery.
@ TonyR
Butter Body!
Nothing more than 500 lbs of swinging meat, per each. Mag is promoting gross obesity, gluttonous eating, unhealthy nutrition habits, and fatty liver disease along with potential heart attack, bad skin, sleep apnea, clogged arteries, swollen edema cankles, diabetes, mega-ugliness et al.
Does this mean the calendar will be big enough for me to write all my Dr. appointments on?