American Thinker: Here is a Polish joke our conservative Polish-American friends should love.
A two week gathering of diplomats and climate ‘experts’ on man-made global warming started in Katowice, Poland this week. The purpose of the meetings is to strengthen the Paris Climate Accord to stem purported climate damage, which the environmentalists claim, is caused by burning fossil fuel. Note that the greatest bugaboo to the enviros is not oil; it’s coal. To them, coal is so evil that President Barack Hussein Obama promised to shut down the entire U.S. coal industry through the heavy hand of government regulations.
So how was the Katowice conference kicked off?
The Polish Coal Miners band, dressed in smart black uniforms and wearing traditional mines caps, struck up a tune as confused-looking delegates arrived at the convention center in Katowice, a city in the heart of Poland’s coal mining country.
Coal was proudly displayed in cases around the convention pavilion. Coal, fashioned in jewelry, was for sale. A coal-based cosmetic company even touted products that it claimed would treat ‘both body and soul.’
In addressing the delegates in his opening remarks, Polish President Andrzej Duba said Poland has no plans to give up coal. more here
h/t Forcibly Deranged.
Gotta love the Poles. To honor them, we should all do a Pole dance.
“ROLL OUT THE PERIL”
It’s Friday Night Polka at the iotwr…and the Drink Light is on.
How did Poland even get the UN meeting?
: 6 months earlier:
An apartment in Krakow…..
“Ohhhhh, my head….. hey! Jacob, Jan, the hell happened last night?”
“I can’t remember chief, but it looks like we’re hosting a UN meeting on coal reduction.”
“Wow…..the UN must have gotten drunker than us last night….”
“OK, OK, no problem. I got a way we can turn this to our advantage…”
Cue Kenny Loggins music….
I guess I can hang my Christmas stocking after all…..
Every climate change zombie on earth should get a lump of coal Christmas morning.
And the award for the Best Trolling by a nation/state goes to….
Need more people like the Eastern Euro
dudes.Strike up that coal band…
F4UCorsair, I aint doin no pole dance and neither should you. My gawd, man.
Poland is trying its best to lead Europe but the enviro-socialist pro-islam immigration twits in Germany, Sweden, France and England are too far gone to return to common sense.
Poland is returning to greatness.
Remember that a Polish King defeated the Ottoman Turks in 1683.
“In 1683, the forces of the Holy League, under Poland’s King Jan Sobieski, roundly defeated the Mohammedan invaders at the Battle of Vienna.”
http://catholicism.org/the-battle-of-vienna-and-the-holy-name-of-mary.html
Tak naprawde!
POLSKA na zawsze!!
(In honor of my wife and in-laws.)