POLL: Which classic movie monster does Joe Biden most closely resemble? – IOTW Report

POLL: Which classic movie monster does Joe Biden most closely resemble?

From The Howie Carr Show:

  • FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER
  • DRACULA
  • THE MUMMY
  • THE WOLF MAN
  • THE INVISIBLE MAN

45 Comments on POLL: Which classic movie monster does Joe Biden most closely resemble?

  1. Joe reminds me of Vincent Smith from ‘Motel Hell’.
    He was the demented butcher who made jerky and sausage fritters out of people he kept planted in his secret garden out back.

    Vincent Smith : “Meat’s meat, and a man’s gotta eat.” AND “It takes a whole lotta critters to make Uncle Vincent’s fritters”.

    Just like Joe, Vincent Smith’s life was a fraud. As he died, impaled by a chainsaw he confessed; “I have one regret, my life has been a lie…I really did use preservatives”

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  2. Gort in the Day the Earth Stood Still.
    NO, NOT the parts where he melts a tank or goes to rescue Klaatu. The part where he is standing in front of the spaceship not moving or doing anything.

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  3. RickeyG OCTOBER 31, 2021 AT 2:30 PM
    “Not a horror flick, but the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz…”

    ONLY ONE PROBLEM WITH THAT IDEA, RICKEYG.

    DOROTHY, THE UNDERAGE GIRL, LIKES THE SCARECROW AND WANTS TO BE WITH HIM.

    I DON’T THINK THAT’S EVER THE CASE WITH PEDO JOE.

    ALSO, THE SCARECROW NEVER SEXUALLY ASSAULTS THE UNDERAGE GIRL HE’S WITH.

    THAT’S DEFINITELY NEVER THE CASE WITH PEDO JOE, EVEN HIS OWN DAUGHTERS AND GRANDDAUGHERS ARE NOT SAFE…

    #SHOUT OUT FOR BENITO

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