TheGloriousAmerican:
PORTLAND, OR– On Friday, the city of Portland announced it would introduce a slightly more expensive replica of itself just outside the city limits.
“We have acquired a large, family-friendly suburb of Beaverton that will soon be known as Portland+. But don’t you worry, we will be giving the people what they want: An exact carbon copy of Portland!” Mayor Ted Wheeler reassured. “That’s right, every single one of our laws will migrate over too. This will be easy because remember, we got rid of all those? And, get this— this extra Rose City will only be an additional 5.99% more in property taxes per month!” more
Luck with that!
I kept looking for the (/S) tag, and finally found it, right under the masthead, “Satire For The Right. And The Wrong”
BRAVO, Glorious American, BRAVO. Well played. Right up there with The Onion & Babylon Bee. You deserve every conservative accolade that you receive.
Progs always feel entitled to receiving something for nothing.
They want to change their image, without changing their attitudes and their behavior. That never works.
‘That is so stupid’ is interchangeable with ‘That is so Liberal.’ Those people never learn.
SARC-O-Meter instantly pegged. Seriously, Beaverton deserves to inherit Portland’s filth and failings. One helluva lotta money from that area goes to support the communists.
Build back better for the left coast!
Yay!
@ judgeroybean APRIL 28, 2022 AT 4:12 PM
You got that right. Beaverton, Aloha etc and the smug hardcore leftists are moving west at an alarming pace. You have to get out to Forest Grove and Verboort to get away from the bastards now.
They should launch Portland at the heart of the sun.
Wait until Antifa and BLM have their first social gathering in New Portland.
That should be a hoot.
There’s a bunch of unemployed CNN+ folks out there if they need help.😁
My family would like us to move back to Orygone but I’m still glad we left the Pacific North Left for the desert! Plus it’s always warm enough to justify drinking a beer!
How do you go from “Portland minus” to “Portland +” without passing “Portland normal”?
Anonymous don’t you mean PORTLANDIA?
The Simpsons already tried it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CXhRjkgLUQ
They gonna call new Portland, “Portlandia!”