Ice Age Now:
“This deal is HUGE and will help Make America, albeit a little smaller, Great Again”
WASHINGTON (Excerpts) – at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico, which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico. President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims “is his largest real estate deal ever” is a win-win for everyone involved. One of the benefits he says he will highlight during a prime time address from the oval office later this evening, will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to
1) pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet another campaign promise), a wall which will now include the length of the eastern border of California,
2) fund all the infrastructure spending in the remaining 49 states and
3) pay to relocate the 67 Republicans that currently reside in California.
Are Bad Brad and Left Coast Dan on that #3 list?
Mexico is getting screwed.
But I can live with it.
Jethro, Yes, and BigGun. I don’t think Tsunami made the cut though. LOL.
Mexico will listen to our whine ass state legislatures cry,moan, and ask for free shit for about 15 seconds. Next thing you know they’ll just mysteriously vanish. Ironically they will have ultimately achieved what they’ve desired all along. A communist state.
i live in ca and like the idea
headed to montana, c ya ca
You don’t live in California you just exist, it’s a liberal shithole. I left in 1980.
I live in California too, right where the infrastructure that delivers the majority of water to So. CA will have to be rebuilt costing well into a billion dollars. I ain’t going no where.
The more I think about it the more it makes sense. This could be a win/win. It could be YUUUUUGE!
Look youse guys, youse better cut this joking shit out. Remember when Mr. Trump “jokingly” suggested that maybe the Russians could help find Hillary’s 30,000 emails? Well the media and the democrats twisted that into “the Russians stole the election.”
Why, just yesterday Maximus Waters told us the “scumbags” in the White House want Russia to invade Korea and take over Europe.
So be careful with your jokes they can backfire.
BTW. I was in the Mall yesterday and I saw this young Muslim girl
with a beautifully colored parrot.
“Where did you get that”? I asked
“Sweden, they are crawling all over the fucking place,” said the parrot.
AND make the California judges obsolete11
JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION – DO a small community of judges have the right to override the Constitution? against the will of the people?
Ha! The last time I saw Oxnard was in my rearview mirror in 1969 and I didn’t leave anything behind that’s worth going back after.
DO NOT give up the State of Jefferson!
“DO NOT give up the State of Jefferson!”
Me too!
jellybean, good move
Build a wall or shoot them all.
That’s some good satire right there. If only it were so…
Brad,
You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny!
Tsunami,
Dang it, now the cats out of the bag. Lol
I got a better idea. Sell Mexico to California. Then all of the illegals in California will be legal again.
Until the big earthquake, that is.
🙂
Vietvet,
California’s broke. They just haven’t figured it out yet. They’re like the blonde when she’s told she’s overdrawn. “I can’t be overdrawn, I still have checks”
Oh, I can just see Prancy Pelosi with her sombrero and tequila! May she never return.
What’s a peso…?? 🙂
With that many fewer electoral votes, and fewer democrat politicians and judges it is a win, win, win, win, win.
@Jethro – they contacted me, but said that since I chose to live in the Peoples’ Republic of Santa Monica of my own volition I had abdicated any right to relocation.
May need an ‘underground railroad’…
😉
LCD, I know a couple Mexicans that will smuggle you up here and drop you off at the nearest Home Depot
I’ve hired a few day laborers, I can learn to be one!
LCD, If your not from Cali. I’m not sure you would understand how funny that shit is.
nae problemo, dan…..catch ye a sailin ship west, then south, then east, then walk east til you find the fabled rio grande…walk east til you find arizona, then go north……should be nae problemo again to walk across the border….i’m pretty sure your yanqui accent – not to mention your fabled MUSKULES – will gain you entrance back into the land of the “free”…….assumming you think its worth it, of course……
/snarc off…… 🙂
Thanks, Brad. I think I’ll stay and resume the, “Bear Flag Revolt.” We can kick their ass again. No problem. I’ve see their resolve. 😉
see= “seen”
@chuckie – dude, I can, like, totally pull off an accent.
We’re gonna need a bigger WALL!
No wall… Tarleton’s Quarter. 😉
Quit making fun of Bad Brad! I kinda like the guy…Wanna go bass fishing Brad, probably only bank fishing is open? The lake is full and then some!
we would probably be money ahead if e just gave California back but lets take the cash or gold.
NO CHECKS.
Should be plenty of our drug money stacked around Nieto’s house.
But what if Zorro returns?
Let California secede, and fire on Ft. Sumptr Erwin. Then, federal troops can invade the traitorous state.