Patriot Retort: Yesterday, President Trump sent the flying monkeys in the media into a frothing rage when he referred to porn actress Stormy Daniels as Horseface.
Upon learning the news, John Kerry ripped up all his pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker and immediately scoured the internet for pictures of Stormy.
Of course Horseface Stormy didn’t take that tweet lying down.
Which is kind of a switch for her.
@ MJA – Speaking of John Kerry and horses:
http://thebloodeagle.forumotion.com/t5974-senator-john-kerry-a-horse-face-horse-s-ass-democrat-jackass
@ BFH – have at it…
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Hey Stormy, how small was it?
As a cat owner (is there really such a thing?)!!! I find the laser pointer joke hilariously funny.
@ PHenry – the laser pointer only works with a young dopey still learning somewhat energetic cat, when provoked it reacts. Older more experienced felines are more like…okay what is the ‘point’.
This is WHY the analogy to the dopey media is PUUUUUURfect.
Did not grow up with the felines, but Mrs G introduced me to them and we have THREE now…they do make good mousers on a ship or dark alley that needs them…you know, the RAT media we have.
Owner vs owned…POTUS and the MSM.
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A friend saw Stormy at some dive bar in southern Illinois and had the chance to talk to her. He said, “I wouldn’t mind a little pussy, Stormy.” She said, “yeah, me too. Mine’s as big as a hat.”
A totally accurate metaphor. Like the cat the media hasn’t a clue they’re being played
https://slate.com/culture/2018/05/samantha-bee-calls-ivanka-trump-a-feckless-cunt-white-house-responds.html
I remember liberals clutching their pearls
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
You know what’s funny about this horse face flap? About 2 days earlier, the old lady was clomping around the house. She said something about going to some shoe store a little ways away. I said, just go to the farrier uptown.
She didn’t get it. I was like, F A R R I E R.
I then had to explain myself, har-har was the response.
The next day, I whinnied.
The day after that, Trump calls Sloppy Daniels horse face. My wife says, How did you know?
@ Old Oaks – Maybe you meant Sloppy SECONDS Daniels…
Just Sayin’…
I think we can all agree that Stormy has a lot of experience with BIG DICKS. Most whores often do.
Trump’s use of Twitter is pure genius. Presidents from now on will use it, or whatever its future equivalent is.
I am just surprised the Twit leaders haven’t kicked him out yet.