Presidential Directive #73

23 Comments on Presidential Directive #73

1. And Ringling Bros. elephants? Anxiously awaiting Directive #74.

2. Well, guess I’ll never make it to Sea World. Wouldn’t want to see all the spectators tortured by the exhibits.

3. Funny……
   but not true, the pool is too small for Amy and Rosie to be in the pool at same time.

4. PETA approved

5. All rioters will be sentenced to be re-trained as masons and laborers on the Southern Wall

6. Antarctica is hereby designated as the new Gitmo, construction will be performed by detainees.

7. College students my sue the College counselors who direct them into dead end Majors

8. Diogenes, that’s WATER POLLUTION!!!
   😮

9. Thought it was real! Until I read the Middle Finger fine print. heh!

10. Don’t get close to their blow holes. They spew God knows what.

11. People for the Ethical Treatment of Amy (PETA)

12. And when Oprah regains the weight again, that she has lost about 20 times before, she can join them, so it won’t be a “whitewash”.

13. Ah yes, the infamous Oprah whale. Noted for its migration pattern from the sofa to the refrigerator and back.

14. Don’t forget Lena Dunham…

    Or would she be untrainable in the pool with her mermaid outfit?

15. C’mon … who’s gonna pay to see THAT?
    (they can only drown once)

    izlamo delenda est …

16. Tim, we would pay to see that.

17. And when OWN collapses under its OWN weight, will Orca Winfrey be joining them?

18. Sign one that brings back press gangs for unemployed ghetto denizens to work on the farms.

19. That’s gonna leave a nasty ring around the pool.

20. Big Finish throw in Cankles and Lowrenta Lynch!

    annie Go Trump

21. gonna need a bigger pool

22. Yup. Bigger pool and a larger boom to assist them in/out of the water.

    And one extra large container of Tidy Bowl

    WHALE WATCHING https://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200209/df20020906.jpg

23. You can use Sarah Silverman as a feeder fish.