‘Pro-Goop Doctor’ Refuses To Completely Endorse Gwyneth Paltrow’s Site – IOTW Report

‘Pro-Goop Doctor’ Refuses To Completely Endorse Gwyneth Paltrow’s Site

COTR: A few weeks ago, Gwyneth Paltrow’s site Goop launched an attack against Dr. Jen Gunter and everyone else who questions the website’s bizarre alternative health options. Apparently, telling women not to stick $66 rocks up their ladyparts and advising against wasting money on $60 stickers designed to “rebalance the energy frequency in your body” is mean and cruel and intolerant. How DARE you question the integrity of so-called experts who tell women to shove rocks up their vaginas!

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15 Comments on ‘Pro-Goop Doctor’ Refuses To Completely Endorse Gwyneth Paltrow’s Site

  1. Is the photo of those vagina rocks in the linked article actual size? It’s huge! Liberal women must have floppy, stretched out vaginas. Those things cost $66? Looks just like the sock darning tool my grandma used to mend socks.

  2. She’s never let on but it turns out she’s a child of privilege; don’t recall the exact story but it don’t matter. Anyway, if she’s that much of a fruitcake now it’ll only be a decade or two until she’s in full urine jars on the shelf and Kleenex box on the feet mode.

  3. I think the doc’s got a good point about porous jade being nasty and unsanitary. If anybody actually believes Paltrow’s crap and wants to carry around a foreign object (and I’m not referring to an Italian gigolo) in her love tunnel, then Amazon is your friend: glass fishing floats come in sizes from 2″ on up depending on just how much traffic that love tunnel has seen. Glass is easily sterilized, or you might use one for a while and then sell it that way on eBay claiming it’s from Madonna.

  4. Could I get second order intercept point and the gain compression threshold levels of those frequency balancing stickers?

    They could prove useful in some of my radio projects.

    Gwyneth?… Gwyneth?… Anybody there?

  5. 💥 Get A BRAIN! MORANS (sic) 💥

    I listen to Alex Jones, but I don’t for a minute think the products he is hawking is nothing more than pills made from 100% all-natural and bio-degradable lumber mill dust.

    Having FALSE IDOLS is not just a path to spiritual ruin. It can lead to physical, and financial ruin.

    So get a brian morans!

  6. I’ll copy and paste it here, in case someone forgot what she said about Obama during a fundraiser in her home:
    -“You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly.”
    -“I’m one of your biggest fans, if not the biggest.”
    -“It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass.”

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