Don’t even strain yourself reading about it. Just drop your jokes in the comment section.
NYP:
Cheeky!
A study has finally determined where Uranus gets its heat.
Researchers from the University of Houston, led by Dr. Xinyue Wang, launched a deep probe of Uranus’ data — and determined that the gas giant is actually warmed from the inside, according to a study published in Geophysical Research Letters. more
Way too easy guys. LOL!
Gavin Newsom got excited.
Poor planet. All this drama because some guy tried to name it the Greek word for “sky” and screwed up the word. 😂
You’ll always be Ouranós to me. lol
Only 12 year old boys are allowed to comment on this story. Hence, my reply.
sounds like a prostate exam joke.
Sounds like a hot chile rellenos is where the heat comes from!
Uranus is hot!
Uranus’s interior is radioactive and it’s gonna blow!
Uranus is all puckered up from all the probing. Leave Uranus alone!
Stop looking at Uranus! Don’t even try to measure it!
I’m all out of Youranus jokes.
This gets fixed in future.
https://youtu.be/0czFnIvKOJY?si=z8T5ZZSe53miWSO8
Uranus is going to “fart with confidence.” (Credit: Harry)
These are explosive revelations about Uranus that are dripping with intrigue. If not true, they should be wiped clean from scientific journals as not to muddy the waters of astrological understanding.
Q. What does toilet paper and the Starship Entrerprise have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus to wipe out Klingons!
OH! MY!
If we’re asking about what causes all the heat on Uranus, the answer is obviously friction.
🙂
“Dr Wang sends a probe to Uranus.” I feel like I’m watching Flesh Gordon again. Oh no, the giant penisauruses are attacking!
Y’all ever hear of LUZIANNA HOT SAUCE?
A probe of Uranus reveals a large gas cloud
where did they think it warmed from??? duh. the sun is very far away. duh.
^ All planets in the Solar System have rocky, metal cores that contain radioactive elements which generate a net surplus of internal heat.
Someone spiked the KY with Ben Gay.
You had me at
Ice cream helps.
Not only warm, but tight too!
Taco Bell!
Two gay aliens in a bar
gay alien 1 “want some fudge?’
gay alien 2 “sure where did you get it?”
1 “Uranus”
2 MMMm Uranus makes the best fudge in the milky way