I would have done that in my Wolfman Jack voice but you wouldn’t have heard it anyway!
There’s a long story to go with that and not enough alcohol to get me started today!
7
He forced her into an abortion, she retaliated.
9
A madman once told me “Ya’ can’t help who you meet. Sometimes ya’ just gotta’ cull people out.” I’ve never been quite sure what he meant by “cull’ but I decided not to ask.
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That woman is a real cut up.
8
Wonder how her dating life has been since that pruning incident?
4
John Wayne B was in porn movies for about 30 seconds.
Muted a LOT of people on Instagram yesterday. Always willing to mute more!
2
3 seconds of shear terror…
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I heard that John Wayne Bobbitt sued Lorena in small claims court.
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Lorena is from Ecuador, Bucay, specifically (beautiful locale, nestled at the foot of the Andes at the edge of tropical savanna) My wife was Ecuadorian. The joke at the time was that after Lorena bobbed it, men in Ecuador slept with their pants on. She was, for many years, a national hero for Ecuadorian women.
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I heard that her her ex is a spokesman for Snap-On Tool Co.
Imma be talking over a LOT of idiots these days. Don’t wanna be in there echo chamber. Wife included.
That’s a tip?
Just the tip
I wonder where the two love birds are at today. I heard Lorena became a meat cutter.
And here’s her song!
BRYAN ADAMS…CUTS LIKE A KNIFE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZhSkREYBc
I would have done that in my Wolfman Jack voice but you wouldn’t have heard it anyway!
There’s a long story to go with that and not enough alcohol to get me started today!
He forced her into an abortion, she retaliated.
A madman once told me “Ya’ can’t help who you meet. Sometimes ya’ just gotta’ cull people out.” I’ve never been quite sure what he meant by “cull’ but I decided not to ask.
That woman is a real cut up.
Wonder how her dating life has been since that pruning incident?
John Wayne B was in porn movies for about 30 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cKlqsd1jYc .
What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?
“Keep the Tip”
(33rd Time I’ve repeated this Joke on iotwr)
Muted a LOT of people on Instagram yesterday. Always willing to mute more!
3 seconds of shear terror…
I heard that John Wayne Bobbitt sued Lorena in small claims court.
Lorena is from Ecuador, Bucay, specifically (beautiful locale, nestled at the foot of the Andes at the edge of tropical savanna) My wife was Ecuadorian. The joke at the time was that after Lorena bobbed it, men in Ecuador slept with their pants on. She was, for many years, a national hero for Ecuadorian women.
I heard that her her ex is a spokesman for Snap-On Tool Co.
This isn’t real news, stop dickin’ around.
She was misquoted:
“Don’t be afraid to cut pee-pee off”
There, fixed it.