“Remember that time Alex Jones held up Chris Christie’s underwear?”

21 Comments on “Remember that time Alex Jones held up Chris Christie’s underwear?”

1. WOW, IF HAD HIS BODY I’D BE HUMBLE AND QUIET BUT NOT CHRISTIE…ARROGANT BLOWHARD

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2. I had a boss once built like Christie, he took off his belt and held it up – it was longer than he was tall. I wonder what his BMI was.

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3. Can’t do it… I’m not unable to unsee it!

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4. I saw Chris Crispy-Cream at the Newark train station about 6 years ago. He had an entourage surrounding him as is waddled through the train station and he stopped at the shoe-shine station to get his hooves polished. It was all a publicity stunt. The poor shiner could barely reach the shoes for all the fat skin folding down from his thighs.

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5. At our house we just call him Shamu . Looked like a beached whale that time he locked down the beaches of NJ with the exception of he & his family

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6. Digusting! The fat SOB probably hasn’t seen his own pecker for at least 40 years! I’m just surprised he’s made it to 61 years old. There’s a big thrombosis in his future!

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7. Alex Jones gets Chris Christy used shorts, cause Jones just loves putt’n over his head & sniff’n.
   Ones with thread marks he pays extra for the butt smell.

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8. Christie is a walking cadaver.

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9. To me, Fatboy’s legacy will always be the “Republican” who got Obama elected a second time:

   https://www.nationalreview.com/2016/02/chris-christie-barack-obama-2012-hurricane-sandy/

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10. I heard his underwear doubles as field cover for MetLife Stadium.

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11. I heard him called “the outlaw Jersey whale” on another site this morning.

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12. That’s alotta whitey tighty.

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13. @Anonymous SATURDAY, 9 DECEMBER 2023, 13:37 AT 1:37 PM:

    Alex Jones gets Chris Christy used shorts, cause Jones just loves putt’n over his head & sniff’n.
    Ones with thread marks he pays extra for the butt smell.

    Psychological projection again, Anon. Gotta watch out for that.

    “Accuse your opponent of what you are doing” — Alinsky

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14. makes William Taft look like Kate Moss

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15. I think Taft’s bathtub is still in the White House basement. It would be a tight fit for either of them.

    According to the Inter-Web, Taft was 5′-11″ tall and weighted 354 pounds.

    Shamu Christie is 5′-11″ tall and weights 350 pounds. Don’t know if I’d rather clothe him or feed him, either way I’d go broke.

    At least Taft did some while he served, Christie, eh, not so much.

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16. ^^^ Thank Gawd nobody has to clean up the backyard after him… although I’ll bet he’s got a plumber on retainer!

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17. I don’t care that He is a FAT Sac-O-Shit, I just care about the Sac-O-Shit part.

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18. Skid marks rivaling any on an airport runway.

19. Geni, Shamu the killer whale is an efficient predator & arguably king of the ocean.
    Why denigrate the animal in such a manner?

20. I don’t care how fat he is, it matters more what a bought-off, treasonous dick he is!

21. Fatty, fatty
    Four by Eight
    Couldn’t get through
    The White House Gate