AmericanMirror: Hillary Clinton was reportedly asked to compete on the upcoming season of “Dancing With the Stars.”
US Weekly reports:
For Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, the mirrorball trophy is no consolation prize. In the new issue of Us Weekly, a Dancing With the Stars source reveals producers asked the 69-year-old politician if she would be interested in strutting her stuff on season 24 of the ABC ballroom competition.
According to the magazine’s source, “She said… MORE
She should reconsider and go on DWTS. I just love watching her lose.
More like Dancing in Bars, but OK.
It’ll be the first time a trio will be dancing. Hillary, her partner and the black dude with the Diazepam pen.
The cankled woman can hardly get herself into a limo without help and they wanted her to dance? I would LMAO watching that one.
Wasn’t she caught dancing the “Monster Mash” on 9/11 tribute day?
Dancing with a corpse
Dianny beat me to it.
I was going to say she could Tango with her Diazepam Pen Guy, and when she went limp in his arms it wouldn’t be acting.
When she lost, would Mook accuse “the Russians” of hacking the judges?
Only if she can stand on the guy’s feet like little girls do when dancing with their dads.
Then the hag would need to be tied to the guy to keep her from tipping over.
Incoherently stumbling around with the stars.
Her entire life she’s done a masterful job of dancing around the truth and being one step ahead of prosecutors
She could do her special dance, the Parkinson’s Lurch.
Thriller routine?
THE VISUAL JUST CAUSED A TERMINAL ERECTION DISORDER!!
Necromancing with the stars. ABC obviously has a death wish for itself. Sister network ESPN suffers the same. Walt Disney would not be happy.
With all the security bollards they’d have to space around the dance floor for her to lean against, it’d look more like a slalom run at the olympics than a ballroom gig.
Two Left feet in a Mao suit. Pun intended.
One door closes, another opens. Unfortunately for her they aren’t offering $250k each episode or whatever her standard 20 minute speech costs.
Too bad the robot dance has fallen out of fashion.
She only dances for Soros.
Oh my gosh, they’re still giving her consolation prizes for losing the presidency. You know she would be just as nasty of a loser on DWT, “WHY am I not 50 points AHEAD, you might ask??”.
I would like to see her dance the Grand Mal Limbo.
“Don’t know much about dancin’
That’s why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
N’ both my feet’s too long
‘Course now right along with ’em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin’ every night
Hopin’ one day I might get it right
I’m a dancin’ fool, I’m a
Dancin’ fool
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,
But I can’t compete, ’cause I’m a
Dancin’ fool, I’m a
Dancin’ fool”
izlamo delenda est …
If they want HUGE ratings, they should ask President Trump!
Are 2 guys that hauled her in the van invited? If not maybe she should stick to judging.
Crooked Hillary on Dancing with the Stars doing the Monster Walk.
i don’t believe that they perform 17th century dances on that show.
I’ve never watched that show. I didn’t realize that they had a wheelchair division.
If The Love Boat or Murder She Wrote were still on TV she’d be offered bit parts in them as well.
Everyone gets a prize.
Dead Can Dance.
Puh-leeze. She could fall down and break a leg or deposit whatever’s in her Depends on the dance floor and they’d still declare her the winner because, you know– the election was STOLEN from her!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CUCdKBsiE
The only way you could get her to move in anything remotely related to rhythm would be to taser her and modulate the voltage.
Even then I bet the best she could manage would be a weak, palsied river dance.
Even as a youngster, I bet she danced like a Rickets patient with a balance disorder.
She probably can manage these moves. She’d get 30 pts each routine from the Hollyweird DWTS judges just having seizures;
https://youtu.be/2vGchMYI8DU .
Maybe she’ll get a Russian partner.
Here’s the perfect “partner” for her! (Give it a few seconds, you’ll see why-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tam3WWL8aVU
Maybe dancing with the
starssyringes.Ain’t no one gonna be able to lift her.
Nope, we need her to negotiate a deal to be
on COPS.
In cuffs, hogtied, and hooded so she can’t
spit.
I’D PAY FOR THAT.
PLEASE Exit Stage Left.