After his pickle was out on Zoom.
Breitbart: Jeffrey Toobin is out at The New Yorker after allegedly masturbating on a Zoom call with colleagues, the magazine’s publisher, Condé Nast, has told staff, according to The Daily Beast.
“I am writing to share with you that our investigation regarding Jeffrey Toobin is complete, and as a result, he is no longer affiliated with our company,” Stan Duncan, Condé Nast’s chief people officer, told staffers in a memo published by The Daily Beast.
“I want to assure everyone that we take workplace matters seriously. We are committed to fostering an environment where everyone feels respected and upholds our standards of conduct,” added the memo.
Toobin was suspended last month after he was caught masturbating during a Zoom call with New Yorker and WNYC radio members. read more
In letting him go they apparently told him to “beat it”.
He’ll probably try and get a job with the administration if it changes. After all, he was pulling for Biden.
They may have fired him, but I am sure he will keep a hand in the business.
I’m guessing the climax of his actions are less satisfying than his fantasies.
“I am writing to share with you that our investigation regarding Jeffrey Toobin is complete”
Uh…that probably only took one replay…
Learn how to code.
C’mon, man. Look at the guy’s face. He’s got a miniature pickling cucumber.
I hoid he’s out on the golf course working on his putz.
Moral of the story?
Don’t be ZOOMin’ and Toobin!
Toobin claims during the Zoom call something made him recall a scene in Scarface, “say hello to my little friend”, and thought about his own little friend.
Toobin today advised, “Never out your little friend during a Zoom call. Not everyone wants to say, hello.”
Now he has a lot more free time on his hands. Eeww.
Jeffrey Toobin is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever heard about exposing himself on a Zoom conference call. Given the perilous times that confront the “New Yorker” and CNN, Toobin will be badly missed, inasmuch as now is the time for all Trump hating, Obiden loving, completely biased, prejudiced journalists to pull a Toobin together.
Nobody would have thought a thing of it if only he was back where he belonged with the rest of the troop in the monkey enclosure.
…Toobin replied to the New Yorker with a dick pic, that was verified to be his both because and by the fact that they needed significant zoom to determine that’s what it was…
The spanking he gets for the spanking he got. End of story.
Writing for the New Yorker was the only thing that kept his other hand busy.
It only took 3 weeks for that to get out of hand. Betting he has loads of stuff on his fellow editors at the New Yorker.
Jeez Jeff, think you took that beat reporter thing a bit to far.
….good thing they’re still pushing the COVID lie so the interviewer for his next job can easily avoid shaking hands, just sayin’…
Did Fox offer him a contract yet?
Rumor has it he’s starting a Utube show, “Tube-in’ & lube-in’ With Toobin”
He’s got the fag audience all sewn up…
Thanks Jeffrey for making Toobin’ a verb. You’re like the new Kleenex.
Poor Guy, He thought the publisher was Conde Nasty.
His “handling” of the situation got him fired. That pic of him says it all, too bad so sad. His expression says “I got my weenie whacked.” 🙂
One more thing, Tube-in has been doing that short of things long before this event. He is one of many journalists who have a deep side, Tube-in couldn’t control himself, “what’s the big deal” to him. No common sense, poor judgement, why should The New Yorker pay for this schmuck to be on their payroll. Tube-in can go to Fox, I’m sure they would hire him.
Racists. This wanker was only trying to help his Uncle Jack off the roof.
Great… now he’ll be looking for an old fashioned coat-check girl who will take his hat and jacket off too!
Scratch a liberal, find a pervert.
There is the reason the Media won’t bother with Hunter’s laptop or Joe Buhbyeden’s molestation of his own kids.
Sad news. Ken Osmond, who played Eddie Haskell was also caught doin the Zoomin’ Toobin recently. When asked to explain himself, he said
I used to Leave It To Beaver to get my rocks off, but Jeff Toomin’ inspired me to take matters into my own hands
He’s always been a self-starter!
From a thread on Thepeoplekaraoke. Jeff Toobin comes clean about himself. From George Thorogood’s “I Drink Alone”
Each morning just before bedtime
Dont need no high class whore
Just we and my gal Rosie Palmer
That’s all I need to score
Cause I jerk on Zoom
Yeah, like nobody else
Yeah you know when I yank on Zoom
I prefer to apply myself
Last night I dined on Beef Strokinoff
And who perchance did I meet
Twas that old Slav perv, Jek Mehov
And his wingman, Ivan Beat-*
Cause I wank on Zoom …..
The other day was asked to choke chickens
And it made me feel homesick
For my childhood pal, Johnny Pullet
And his brothers Tug and Dick
Cause I spank on Zoom ..
Now the whole damn world’s done shunned me
And I’m feeling less than grand
Now the only one who’ll relieve me
Is that old Yank, Lefty Hand
Cause I wank on Zoom
Yeah, like nobody else
Yeah, you know when I wanked on Zoom
I concur I defiled myself
*(-inov, that is)
More Toobin based hilarity
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/toobin-usa-t22037.html
That’s such a lovely compliment, Mrs Cleaver
Gee Wally, it’s like everybody’s saying one thing, but they mean something else. Like they’re making fun of this Jeff Toobin guy, somehow. What’s going on?