AWD: Mark Zuckerberg will not be happy. Executives at Disneyworld have built a wall to keep undocumented alligators from immigrating into the theme park and eating guests. Of course, it’s only a very tiny percentage of alligators who actually eat park guests. Most alligators are entering Disneyworld because they love their children.
President Obama was the first to criticize Disney’s construction of a rock wall separating gators from Disneyworld. He said to reporters:
“This is not who Disney is! If I was an alligator and had a son, he might look like Chompy the Alligator who was killed only because he was in the human part of town. This reptile-phobia must not stand. Diversity of species is what makes Disneyworld great.”
Disney spokesperson Mickey Mouse said in response to the President’s criticism:
“Let’s face it. Walls work! They’ve worked for prisons for thousands of years. And walls have kept millions of freeloading @#&* moochers who couldn’t afford our $100 admission tickets out of Disney! You don’t see alligators wandering around the White House lawn, do you? So why should we here at Disneyworld?
And, if President Obama is so against walls, why does he live behind one? He should shut his big f%^*ing pie hole before Mickey has to go to DC and kick the ever-loving dogs*t out of his gay little commie ass!”
Secretariat of State John Kerry said global warming and lack of jobs has caused alligators to eat people: MORE
Brilliant!
I got yer walls dangling’…https://youtu.be/wRxKj2o_hKY
Gator McKlusky said it was an act of love though it tasted like chicken…
Too soon? 🙂