American Thinker: I first became aware of Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) several years ago, when he was a semi-regular guest on Tucker Carlson Tonight. Swalwell didn’t appear to be very bright, usually puking forth the party line minus any real thought or substance. Tucker routinely chewed him up and spat him out, making him look like the shallow simpleton he is. After a few months, the guest spots stopped, probably because Swalwell was tired of being humiliated on national television. It’s hard to debate someone whose mental faculties far exceed your own. At least Swalwell was smart enough to figure that out.
Then came the election of Donald Trump, and this previously obscure party hack suddenly rose to national prominence. Essentially a hod carrier for his mentor and idol, the pathological Adam Schiff, Swalwell became a darling of the mainstream media. He dutifully followed Schiff around, repeating the lies about Russia collusion ad nauseam. Swalwell used his innocent, boy-next-door persona to sound the alarm about Trump’s threat to national security. The fawning media accepted it all without question, treating him as a bulwark against Evil Orange Man and the threat he posed to national security.
Swalwell became so impressed with himself that he made a run for his party’s 2020 presidential nomination. That didn’t work out too well, as he withdrew from the race without appearing on a single primary ballot. Apparently, the Democrat electorate were not yet enlightened enough to understand what they were missing.
Swallwell, Schiff, Pelosi, Biden, Nike, the NBA, the mainstream media, etc., are ALL on China’s payroll, if not outright spies.
Is water wet? Are rainbows pretty? Of course he’s a spy! At a minimum he’s compromised and feeding a handler.
The pedophile posing as president is a demented, syphilitic chinese marionette.
They don’t need this guy any more.
I’m betting Swallowswell doesn’t even like girls.
He’s so Chinese that extensive analysis of him ripping an absolutely enormous fart on live TV has revealed it to be a Slant Fart.
Do slant farts slant off to the left? And are they stinky SBD farts or the more annoying liquid diarrhea sharts with big brown squishy lumps in them.
Inquiring minds want to know. Did he bang bang Fang Fang with his wang wang? And when his phone rang rang and the feds confronted him, did he sang sang so he wouldn’t hang hang?
All while getting some chink poontang.
Is Swallwel a spy? That’s something for the CIA’s new “Mission Center or China” to cover. Or cover up, more likely. Better watch your mouth, Faddis. You might run afoul of the new woke CIA.
Michael C. Hall should play the lead whenever “they” make SwallowWell’s biopic.
Is he? We’ll never know.
One could cast a wide net and haul in a enormous catch in DC and several state capitols.
In 1950s USA, Swallowell would’ve fried in the electric chair by now like the Rosensteins.
*Rosenburgs.
Then he learned to fart out loud.
The whole Biden Administration is a spy network for the Chinese.