Breitbart:
A man in Rhode Island died earlier this year after reportedly setting a firework off on his head, which police are now investigating.
The death of David Ziegenfuss, 39, occurred on May 12 this year and police later determined the cause to be a βblast injuryβ to his head, according to Chief Gingerella. more here
I wonder if alcoholic beverages were involved.
Was he as Democrat? (Their heads tend to do that.)
“… mortar-style firework was put on his head and set off.”
It’s nice to have friends, isn’t it?
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
I was reading a post earlier about gnarly firework accidents, evidently the mortars are dangerous as hell, blowing off hands, and in one case, decapitation. Uncle Stumpy sez get the hell outta the way once you light that fuse.
I enjoy the mortars but don’t light them of on my grape…
FJB
off not of
Bet he donβt try that again
Iβm surprised the government hasnβt determined that it was related to Climate Change
What made him think it was a good idea to do that?
@Jethro:
“Hey, y’all! Watch this! (Somebody hold my brain.)”
….then David had that moment where a lightbulb goes off in your head with a brilliant idea.
Eureka said David!!!
It’s hard to sympathize with such stupidity but we’re exposed to it every day of the year, thanks to liberal democrats.
Darwinism.
Yep, Darwin claimed another idiot. Heads you lose when you choose to be this stupid. Will there be any other copycat idiots to try this next as well, there certainly seems to be an abundance of dumbasses, maybe too many.
My guess is “Florida man” who relocated.
Proof that warning labels are worthless when victims of public education can’t read them.
I, the brilliant man I am lit a firework off in my hand pointed skyward. I held it upside down, Every time I look in the mirror after a shower the scars on my chest remind me of that night.
Only trained cold-beer-swilling redneck
goober cracker boys from South Carolina
like Radioationman should handle fireworks.
I started off with BLACK CAT firecrackers when I was 8.
What was the last thing that went through his head?
Lawsuit to fireworks company to follow.
Most mortars have a fuse as long as the tube you drop it into. 16 to 20 inches.
We can buy 3 inch shells with a stack of 3 on each shot. 250 feet in the air with a bloom of 50 feet. Very nice.
This moron let it burn for 5 seconds on his head,or his good buddies wanted to kill him.
Remember kids – donβt play with fireworksβ¦ let adults that have been drinking all day do it.
As St Peter is reading David’s resume, he lowers his reading glasses and sez: “You did what?!?!”
Darwin nailed it.