Rubbernecking A Trainwreck – IOTW Report

Rubbernecking A Trainwreck

Kim begged for her life during gunpoint robbery

Kim Kardashian begged for her life early Monday as gunmen posing as cops gagged and tied her up — then left her in the bathtub of her Paris apartment before making off with millions in jewelry, according to a report.

And then…

Kimye’s former security guard thinks robbery was an inside job.

“Sadly, the only person to blame for this incident, is Kim Kardashian. She has tens of millions of dollars of jewelry, but she can’t pay for an armed guard to protect her? The fact that five days ago that someone broke through her security chain and tried to grab her, then this happened, shows her security is not strong enough, and this should be a wake-up call.”

39 Comments on Rubbernecking A Trainwreck

  1. I think it’s bullshit. She should have put her costume stuff in the hotel safe. Watch for insurance fraud. Great publicity though for her fat ass. But I really don’t give a damn either.

  2. wondering is this is a continuation of the elites party with the Bush slut from Saturday’s Clinton Cartel fundraiser with HumaPUssy? I agree its publicity stunt 200%. I hope the insurance company countersues for fraud. In Paris, if they make it look like little rich snow blossom used the rundown masses to get more money out of insurance payers in France, they will be oiling up the guillotine for the K bitch.

  3. Charlie.
    “poor little daisy. You’d think with an ass that large that you could defend yourself better.”

    With an ass that big she should have been able to hide: the jewels, cash, purse, car keys, and half a dozen circus clowns.

  4. Doesn’t her “husband” owe millions in back taxes and other debts? And his spouse has 10 million in jewels just laying around like Cheetos? She should have hid them in her ass – no one would EVER find them in there!

  5. Clouseau: Madame Kim is that your cul, or are you hiding a bombe?
    I swear. I’m laughing my cul off at the thought of a “Pink Panther”
    movie; ” Kim’s Jewels,” Inspector Clouseau’s most dangerous assignment ever.

  6. “Sounds like someone is about to file a big (fraudulent?) insurance claim.”

    Kanye does need the money, and Zuckerberg wouldn’t help a brutha out. Desperate times, desperate dumbass measures.

    I hope the jackass was thinking that if he got caught, Obama would pardon him for a crime in France.

  7. Insurance fraud, pure and simple. And when you add in the potential law suit against the hotel, even in France it’ll amount to a tidy pay off.
    So let’s see, did she declare to French taxing authorities that she had brought such pricey baubles with her from the States?

  8. govlawyer. Great point. I hope they make a cul outta her. Who the fuck travels with ten millin dollars worthastones?, Except an eegit?
    Or a phuckin publicity seekin’ slut?

  9. Her and her family are a plague on the US. Famous for no reason, no talent or skills (other then a gigantic, ass which I suppose one can call a skill as it takes a lot of care and feeding) to speak of and filling the airwaves with thousands of hours of brain numbing mental novocaine lowering the IQ of the worlds youth. I hope this teaches her some degree of humility and perhaps empathy for people who have real problems.

  10. seriously, tosk, you WOULD HIT THAT?????….hoping your vaccinations are up to date, lol….

    and what idiot does not realize the real prize is “tied up in the bathtub,” and just takes off with the “jewels?”

    she would be in full restraints on a hospital bed in someone’s attic or basement if any part of this story were true……

  11. wasn’t her husband, sorry “partner” in financial trouble. lucky the jewels were insured. but just in case someone thinks something fishy is going on larda$$ did not hang in france but jetted home.

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