Kim begged for her life during gunpoint robbery
Kim Kardashian begged for her life early Monday as gunmen posing as cops gagged and tied her up — then left her in the bathtub of her Paris apartment before making off with millions in jewelry, according to a report.
And then…
Kimye’s former security guard thinks robbery was an inside job.
“Sadly, the only person to blame for this incident, is Kim Kardashian. She has tens of millions of dollars of jewelry, but she can’t pay for an armed guard to protect her? The fact that five days ago that someone broke through her security chain and tried to grab her, then this happened, shows her security is not strong enough, and this should be a wake-up call.”
PR stunt. Everyone knows there’s no guns in France.
AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN COP A FEEL??
BULLSHIT!
poor little daisy. You’d think with an ass that large that you could defend yourself better.
“AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN COP A FEEL??”
They were to busy trying to find a pale of lard to grease that giant ass up so it would slip into the bath tub.
Kim who?
Frankly, I don’t give a damn.
I read that they hog-tied her.
meh…self-proclaimed celebs…don’t give a care…
I think it’s bullshit. She should have put her costume stuff in the hotel safe. Watch for insurance fraud. Great publicity though for her fat ass. But I really don’t give a damn either.
Hog tied her and stuck an apple in her mouth.
Hold on, hold on!
I need to pop some popcorn, I’ll be right back.
Sounds like someone is about to file a big (fraudulent?) insurance claim.
I would think five cops moving through the lobby would attract some attention. Can’t wait to see the surveillance video from the hotel.
I would have loved to see the aftermath of exploding cellulose and silicon. The armed “robbers” failed.
The only news I want to hear about this slut and her walking bowel movement of a husband, is that someone unloaded a 12 gauge into their worthless asses.
wondering is this is a continuation of the elites party with the Bush slut from Saturday’s Clinton Cartel fundraiser with HumaPUssy? I agree its publicity stunt 200%. I hope the insurance company countersues for fraud. In Paris, if they make it look like little rich snow blossom used the rundown masses to get more money out of insurance payers in France, they will be oiling up the guillotine for the K bitch.
Charlie.
“poor little daisy. You’d think with an ass that large that you could defend yourself better.”
With an ass that big she should have been able to hide: the jewels, cash, purse, car keys, and half a dozen circus clowns.
Oops. anon was me
This is a case for Inspector Jacques Clouseau. LMAO at the thought.
…smells like a insurance scam to me, and how did they get that enormous ass in a French bathtub-they are famously small!
Inspector Clouseau aka James Comey would get to the bottom of her, I mean it.
Doesn’t her “husband” owe millions in back taxes and other debts? And his spouse has 10 million in jewels just laying around like Cheetos? She should have hid them in her ass – no one would EVER find them in there!
Inquiring minds want to know: How many caps could be popped in that ass before she would realize it?
Clouseau: Madame Kim is that your cul, or are you hiding a bombe?
I swear. I’m laughing my cul off at the thought of a “Pink Panther”
movie; ” Kim’s Jewels,” Inspector Clouseau’s most dangerous assignment ever.
No one else saw her bound and gagged since she “broke out of her bindings? So no one can verify her story? Sounds like fraud to me.
Kanye West once claimed he was $53 million in debt…now it’s probably down to about only $35 million. Every little bit helps…
“Sounds like someone is about to file a big (fraudulent?) insurance claim.”
Kanye does need the money, and Zuckerberg wouldn’t help a brutha out. Desperate times, desperate dumbass measures.
I hope the jackass was thinking that if he got caught, Obama would pardon him for a crime in France.
She was Tooken, she was Tooken. Hold on Kim, your papa (Liam Neeson) is on he’s way.
Another Hollywood sequel. 😉
it is a publicity stunt.
the end.
Insurance fraud, pure and simple. And when you add in the potential law suit against the hotel, even in France it’ll amount to a tidy pay off.
So let’s see, did she declare to French taxing authorities that she had brought such pricey baubles with her from the States?
Besides injecting herself with chemicals to achieve a freakish, cartoon pimpin’ ass, what does this woman actually do?
govlawyer. Great point. I hope they make a cul outta her. Who the fuck travels with ten millin dollars worthastones?, Except an eegit?
Or a phuckin publicity seekin’ slut?
I’m sitting here LMFAO. You guys are BRUTAL!
BTW my FA, unlike Kim’s, is 100% natural. And I earned it the hard way–by overeating LOL.
Her and her family are a plague on the US. Famous for no reason, no talent or skills (other then a gigantic, ass which I suppose one can call a skill as it takes a lot of care and feeding) to speak of and filling the airwaves with thousands of hours of brain numbing mental novocaine lowering the IQ of the worlds youth. I hope this teaches her some degree of humility and perhaps empathy for people who have real problems.
Just the fact that they did not do her while she was tied up makes this story unbelievable. Or at least taken a few selfies!
seriously, tosk, you WOULD HIT THAT?????….hoping your vaccinations are up to date, lol….
and what idiot does not realize the real prize is “tied up in the bathtub,” and just takes off with the “jewels?”
she would be in full restraints on a hospital bed in someone’s attic or basement if any part of this story were true……
Its all TMZ bullshit..
If it was true the robbers would have whipped her fat ugly ass raw..
wasn’t her husband, sorry “partner” in financial trouble. lucky the jewels were insured. but just in case someone thinks something fishy is going on larda$$ did not hang in france but jetted home.
Could not care less. No actual F**ks given.