Uhhh, I’m gonna need an extra quart of vodka and don’t worry about taking too much off the top.
6
There are some guys I would like to party with, I think I’ll pass on those guys. It had to smell like burnt hair in there, don’t you think?
6
How long before Russian Roulette is seriously considered?
7
Not exactly a MENSA meeting, is it?
12
The stink of burnt hair….
5
I’m kinda fond of Russians, and even Putin. Putin makes not bones about who he is, he does work hard to be a humanist to his countrymen, and he does put Russia first. (Compare to any democrat, or rino scumbag.)
The prospect of living in modern-day Russia (which seems to be like America in the 80’s) seems more appealing than living in post-American garbage culture of treason, pop bullshit, laziness, anger and a titanic waste of tne freedom we had been gifted). Russian women are hot as hell (compare to the tattooed, useless skanks too many American women have become) and there is patriotism. And no ghetto culture to rot it from within.
9
Somehow I doubt I’d be able to get drunk enough for that one.
3
Back in my college binge drinking days we would do flaming shots of Southern Comfort. The goal was to keep the flame lit after the glass was empty. We called them Flaming Mamies.
God, over the long years, gave me a deluxe “PING” cut, closer than the boot camp type, and I’m not up to a torch cut. I’ll pass thanks.
2
And just where do I get this vodka?
4
Those long cold boring winters have a price tag.
2
Hey at least they didn’t piss on a frozen corrugated sheet metal shed when it is 30 to 40 degrees below zero or colder outside and get their pecker stuck to the side of the frozen shed. Come on man, we triple dog dare you to do it, you crazy Russkies. I remember hearing Paul Harvey telling a story once about a very drunk Russian guy doing that once, I got a very good laugh out of that.
3
When the Russians heard that break dancing would be included in the Olympics, they got drunker and broke things while dancing.
And I thought I had done some stupid shiite whilst drinking……sheesh!
I Avoid Idiots like this.
They keep right on drinking until the next level and wake up with sore asses and filthy peckers.
2
@Geoff
The only way to get unstuck is to pour boiling water over your frozen stuck pecker. Then, stick it in the snow to cool it off. When it becomes frozen again, give it the boiling water treatment again, than stick it in the snow to cool it off…the cycle continues till spring rolls around.
1
Heh… I was empathetic to the stupid joy of it. Clean cut is a dime per two dozen but a good bad idea is often unique.
Reminds me of Kid Shelleen in Cat Ballou.
♫♪ Happy Birthday to You ♫♪♫
[hic]
Uhhh, I’m gonna need an extra quart of vodka and don’t worry about taking too much off the top.
There are some guys I would like to party with, I think I’ll pass on those guys. It had to smell like burnt hair in there, don’t you think?
How long before Russian Roulette is seriously considered?
Not exactly a MENSA meeting, is it?
The stink of burnt hair….
I’m kinda fond of Russians, and even Putin. Putin makes not bones about who he is, he does work hard to be a humanist to his countrymen, and he does put Russia first. (Compare to any democrat, or rino scumbag.)
The prospect of living in modern-day Russia (which seems to be like America in the 80’s) seems more appealing than living in post-American garbage culture of treason, pop bullshit, laziness, anger and a titanic waste of tne freedom we had been gifted). Russian women are hot as hell (compare to the tattooed, useless skanks too many American women have become) and there is patriotism. And no ghetto culture to rot it from within.
Somehow I doubt I’d be able to get drunk enough for that one.
Back in my college binge drinking days we would do flaming shots of Southern Comfort. The goal was to keep the flame lit after the glass was empty. We called them Flaming Mamies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm55ppOFuUw
God, over the long years, gave me a deluxe “PING” cut, closer than the boot camp type, and I’m not up to a torch cut. I’ll pass thanks.
And just where do I get this vodka?
Those long cold boring winters have a price tag.
Hey at least they didn’t piss on a frozen corrugated sheet metal shed when it is 30 to 40 degrees below zero or colder outside and get their pecker stuck to the side of the frozen shed. Come on man, we triple dog dare you to do it, you crazy Russkies. I remember hearing Paul Harvey telling a story once about a very drunk Russian guy doing that once, I got a very good laugh out of that.
When the Russians heard that break dancing would be included in the Olympics, they got drunker and broke things while dancing.
And I thought I had done some stupid shiite whilst drinking……sheesh!
I Avoid Idiots like this.
They keep right on drinking until the next level and wake up with sore asses and filthy peckers.
@Geoff
The only way to get unstuck is to pour boiling water over your frozen stuck pecker. Then, stick it in the snow to cool it off. When it becomes frozen again, give it the boiling water treatment again, than stick it in the snow to cool it off…the cycle continues till spring rolls around.
Heh… I was empathetic to the stupid joy of it. Clean cut is a dime per two dozen but a good bad idea is often unique.