Poor former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush.
The poorly performing former GOP frontrunner is now so desperate he’s asking for a one-on-one debate with actual Republican frontrunner billionaire Donald Trump.
“Donald, I’ll take you on one-on-one in a debate, any time, any place,” Bush said of Trump at the Forum Club in Palm Beach, Florida. “You name it and I’ll do it.”
I don’t think that ole Yebby is a big priority to the Donald just now!
If Yebby had any political smarts he would challenge someone he could beat like a drum Jihadi Paul Ryan (he is an expert at losing debates to crazy people)!
I seen so many things I ain’t never seen before
Don’t know what it is – I don’t wanna see no more
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, “That ain’t the way to have fun, son”
“That ain’t the way to have fun, no”
Why would The Donald want to engage this irrelevant boob?
He might as well debate Rick Perry!
If Jeb’s goal was to display his sense of personal entitlement, he couldn’t have found a better way than this. Why should he, at 3% polling, get this special privilege and not Cruz nor Rubio? Because his name is Bush?
Two chances: slim and none.
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“Jeb Challenges Trump to Debate – Trump Posts Photo of Jeb Picking Nose”! Amen Brother Ben!
This is what happens when sons don’t listen to their mother. She told him straight up not to run for the Presidency, and this is what happens when he didn’t listen ti frank advice.
It’s probably more painful for Barbara to watch her son be made a fool of, throwing money down the toilet, and watching her son struggle and being rejected. As a mother, I can feel her pain. As a voter, I’m enjoying watching him go down the sewer.
I’m a contender!
Really! I am! I am … I amm … I shud be …
Karl said this is MY turn!
Not that mean ole Donald Trump’s!
It ain’t fair! Jus not fairrrrrr …*sob* *sniffle*
*wipes snot off mouth and chin*
Even these guys
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are happier.
What a doofus maximus !
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There is one appropriate response to Yeb’s request:
“Jeb, GFY “.
Agreed! At least Shrillary doesn’t have any competition…
And let’s not forget his statement ” I know the people who will get me elected”
I never was sure if Yeb! was talking about the imaginary electorate or the Chamber of Commerce type donor class. I suspect the latter and it still hasn’t sunk in.
The story writes itself. A fake poll to ensure Yeb! is on the stage for the next debate. He challenges The Donald. The Donald looks and sneers” What is this loser with 3% in the polls doing on this stage?”
End of Jeb!
It is a sad day when even I start feeling embarrassed for this clown. Well, maybe schadenfreudegasm.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now THERE’S a “debate” I’d even pay good money to see. Entertainment of the highest order. It would be like throwing a trout into a shark tank. CHOMP!
I’m still chuckling. And probably will be all day over this.
The Donald vs “Yeb!”. T-shirts sold here to commemorate the event!
Throwdown? I think Teh Yeb would throw up within the first minute.
This. “KNEEL BEFORE YEB!”
No thanks, I have no desire to meet this clown.
My dream debate: Trump (blindfolded and with both hands tied behind his back), takes on Yeb! and Hitlery simultaneously.
“Winning!”
More likelyk the Karl Rove GOPer Establishment Jeb was mentioning…oops…bet he was not supposed to even acknowledge this felonious group. *smiling*…..bet Babs wants to slap the shit out of him, and then slap him again for shitting.
Okay… CAGE MATCH! Sporatorium in Fort Worth! One fall, no time limit. No Disqualification. Loser-leaves-town match! Referee: Ted Cruz.
All pictures of Jeb should have a finger up the nostril
if jeb switches parties, and wins the nomination, he’ll get that one-on-one debate…
If baby Bush likes pain and being degraded, I would suggest he visit a Nevada house of ill repute. There he can get all he wants for $100 per hour. Whips and chains optional at extra cost.