I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my rear window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat me down.
If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn… Safe at last.
h/t Zonga.
I’m gonna wear a sombrero so no one will hassle me about the jab.
That is beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
Picture of Zonga in a burka or it didn’t happen!
Whutever you do, don’t put one of Jackass Joe’s “Gun Free Zone” signs in yer front yard!!
I’ve considered going that route. I can see some advantages to it.
I bet with an ISIS flag the assumption is that it’s a heavily armed location.
“Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.”
The actions you describe above would not buzz their radar one bit. In fact, they would offer a sigh of relief,”No need to worry about this guy, he is now one of the converted. Now we can focus on the real terrorists, those church going right wing Nazi types that think for themselves and don’t cotton to be told what to do”.
Hahaha. Perfect.
@rich taylor — You’re absolutely right about the local police, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, and Secret Service, but if you’re in Polk County, Florida, I guarantee you that Sheriff Grady Judd will be keeping a very close eye on you.
Tomorrow is the anniversary of the Las Vegas shooting.
The day one of their own fed buddies killed so many innocent people.
General Malaise,
Never wore a burka,but I do have a picture wearing a bikini!
I’m going the other way. There is at least 5 USA flags I can see standing in front of my house. We’re all hunters and of the un-poisoned persuasion.
“Never wore a burka,but I do have a picture wearing a bikini!”
Prove it!
Zonga – that would prove the post was about you, as well (like I wanted to believe since there was no source cited). 😉
General Malase,
I passed it on from a male friend. The part at the end about “feeling like a woman that day” gave it away, it was a guy speaking.
OK Brad, sent the bikini picture to MJA.
Zonga
I already had you pegged for a hot mama. LOL.
@ brad it was posted here awhile back in a guess the commenter section O O My eye almost had a heart attack! yum
Got a good laugh out of that!
Woooooo-Hooooooo!
Zonga… you are killin me!
Dayum, girl!
A hot mama.
Ah, to be 6’2″, 180 lbs., rich, handsome, and 30 y/o again …
Sure looks happy! Musta been thinkin about me … no … she’d be belly-laughing.
izlamo delenda est …
A great day to be alive!
Zooooonga!
Burka burka!
(The photo is a bit fuzzy, however. I safelay fails as photo ID – smart. Oh, I see. It’s a picture of a picture. I should loan you my scanner! 🙂 )
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Zonga, would you be interested in swapping topless photos? LOL.
DAYUHM, Lady! You just made an 80 year old happy to still be alive (But I always suspected given your comments)!!
Naughty naughty girl, she knows what she’s doing….
You guys are a riot!