NYP: SAN FRANCISCO — The San Francisco Unified School District school board has unanimously approved a controversial decision to distribute condoms to middle school students.
KNTV reports Wednesday that school officials say the policy change comes after survey results show some young students are sexually active. The plan is part of San Francisco Unified School District’s effort to further prevent sexually transmitted diseases and teen pregnancy. more
Okay, fine….
Anything, no matter how crazy it is, (this is bat-shit crazy, btw) if it keeps those parasites from procreating, I’m all in.
Gross!
Don’t forget a pack of smokes for after.
Don’t buy this gum.
It tastes like rubber.
Ages 4…oh I’m so glad their hearts are in the right place. They’re always thinking of the children. Especially on Castro Street.
Hell, we ought to make about a thousand of those boxes and sneak them into pharmacies and onto shelves. Then you’ll see a story and some outrage even from the denizens of San Francisco.
OK…
They must be pretty small if they’re for little kids, so lets repackage them marked North Korean Condoms Magnum sized
‘Modeled from Our Dear Leader’
Then send the imbecile who came up with this idea with them to North Korea and tell him he can come home when he sells them all
Why isn’t this criminal aiding and abetting? The age of consent in California is 18. By distributing condoms to underage children, the school board is aiding and abetting the commission of a crime.
Racer X…are, are you my brother?
This is God’s way of telling San Franciscans they’re paying too much in school taxes.
“school officials say the policy change comes after survey results”
Wait a minute.
They’re saying they believe kids filled out their surveys honestly?
Hahahahahah!
I remember when we took a similar survey in Jr high way back when.
If you took the answers seriously, you would have a hard time explaining how in the hell they showed up every day with all the heroin, cocaine, downers, speed, pot, etc. in their systems.
It was ridiculous to ask kids to answer anonymously. We treated it as such.
Racer X
If not criminally aiding and abetting, at least contributing to the delinquency of a Minor.
I’ve used finger cots as condoms since I was 6. You just have supply your own lube jelly.
http://hdpmedicalsupplies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Roll-on-Finger-Cot-300×300.jpg
Mr. Burns, we used to call those “Hitlers.”
http://unimaxsupply.com/md/fingercot.jpg
So some students, based on a survey, appear to be sexually active. But instead of addressing just the at-risk segment with information on the many, many negative consequences of sexual activity at an early age, let’s just give condoms to everybody, and then everybody can experience the many negative consequences (minus pregnancy and maybe an STD or two). What a brilliant effing idea. Who ARE these morons????
Middle schoolers? They will be great to use in a water balloon fight.
if they weren’t doing it before they’re doing it now.
The city’s official fish is the Brown Trout.
They just want kids to have the same opportunities to take their poles upstream in search of them as the adults do without undue hazard.
Who can argue with such compassion?
Maybe they should call ’em “Little Squirts”…
It makes perfect sense. San Francisco is a ‘sanctuary city,’ filled with illegal aliens. Jr. HS is 12-14 years old, which is the age illegals begin breeding in the wild.
Is Aids epidemic among 12-14 year olds? I must live under a rock.
Give them heroin too. So they won’t become addicts. (wtf?)
If I were the parent of a middle-scholl girl in S.F., I’d be pissed.
Also:
They say they want to prevent pregnancies and STDs.
They will also, as collateral damage, prevent any chance at the development of an appropriate moral code.