Santa Clara County Registrar of Voters Investigates Bag Full of Ballots Found In California Mountains

10 Comments on Santa Clara County Registrar of Voters Investigates Bag Full of Ballots Found In California Mountains

1. “I like big ballots and I cannot lie”…….Sir Demsalot

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2. I’m sure it was a mistake.

   Nobody was supposed to find them.

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3. Well if you have the right to grow and harvest them you should have the right to kill them to. It’s the Democratic way. Buy More Ammo.

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4. too,

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5. Those were found to be cheap knock-offs from a foreign source. They did not pass through the muster test and were jetsammed along the sandy trail

6. It’s not funny anymore.

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7. So we’re they republican ballots stolen and disposed of by the dems…or…conveniently discovered democrat ballots to be added to the tally?

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8. ” As of now, the Registrar of Voters has no answers and suspects that the ballots were simply lost in transit by the USPS. ”

   Excuse me but how the hell would election ballots be lost on the way to the election office, all the way up into the mountains? Did an Artesian steal them and take them into the mountains? Was Rumpelstiltskin looking for some material to make into Gold? This is so bad, we need to eliminate mail in balloting!

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9. Someone lost their ballot harvesting bag…how they gonna get paid?

10. California Mountains? You say?

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    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day
    (She’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
    He sleeps all night and she works all day)

    She cuts off junk, he eats his lunch
    I go to girl’s lavat’ry
    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have buttered scones for tea
    (She cuts off junk…)
    (She’s a lumberjack…)

    She cuts down tress, he eats his lunch
    I love to press wild flow’rs
    I put on women’s clothing
    And hang around libe’rees
    (She cuts off junk…)
    (She’s a lumberjack…)

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I’d been a furry
    Just like dear papa
    (She cuts off junk…)
    (She’s a lumberjack…)
    </music>

    Remember, kids! Vote is vote.

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